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[Deddly]

@Dman979I think the deaf guy who is walking under it might care.

How would you describe being lovesick? 

Edited August 15, 2021 by Deddly
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[BuranAce]

Your bladder explodes and you with it.

How many 7 year olds have you kidnapped?

Edited August 16, 2021 by BuranAce

[Ultimate Steve]

@BuranAce If you are being proper, 185. If not, 236.

A nuclear cruise missile has been launched. You have managed to hack into it and can control it somewhat. It's too late do ditch it in the ocean. Where do you blow it up?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Ultimate Steve

[BuranAce]

Disneyland

Who's the best person on the fourms at vehicular manslaughter?

Edited August 16, 2021 by BuranAce

[Ultimate Steve]

@BuranAce you forgot your question

[Stormpilot]

@BuranAce nobody. Your all great  

How many pounds of cheese did you buy at the store yesterday?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Stormpilot
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[BuranAce]

 1000000

When was the last time you consumed poison? 

Edited August 16, 2021 by BuranAce

[Stormpilot]

@BuranAceThe taco I just ate.

What is you favourite thing to throw at annoying neighbours?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Stormpilot

[OrdinaryKerman]

@Stormpilot STORMPILOTkerbalkind a cheese slice wrapped around a lump of salted butter

What kinds of objects have you accidentally junked?

Edited August 16, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman

[Stormpilot]

Glasses @OrdinaryKerman

What kind of burrito did you have for breakfast?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Spaceman.Spiff]

@Stormpilot Wooden. 
 

How much did you pay to have Jeb assassinated?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff

[Stormpilot]

@Spaceman.Spiff $1000-$2000

How many eyes do you have?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Spaceman.Spiff]

@Stormpilot not enough

How often do you kill kerbals?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff

[Maria Sirona]

Very

 

Where can i find movie characters?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Maria Sirona

[Deddly]

@Maria Sirona A bowl would be a likely scenario.

How come spelling bees are a thing? 

Edited August 16, 2021 by Deddly
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[adsii1970]

Because some people cannot read.

What's your favorite type of ice cream?

 

 

[Maria Sirona]

1 hour ago, adsii1970 said:

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I can't count

 

What to do when you land on the Moon in 2021

Edited August 16, 2021 by Maria Sirona

[Stormpilot]

@Maria SironaAdmit defeat.

How many dogs do you have stashed in your basement?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Stormpilot
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[Fraston]

500-600, haven’t checked in a hot minute

 

What is your ideal breakfast?

Spoiler

Damn bro, you could have at least thrown me a bone and left it ambiguous what meal it was

 

Edited August 17, 2021 by Fraston

[Dman979]

@Fraston My ideal breakfast consists of oatmeal with maple syrup (the real stuff, not corn) and butter, three over easy or poached eggs, buttered toast, cranberry juice, milk, and a fresh, non-infested, peaceful, apolitical, unmodified, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, tasty normal-sized Russet-variety potato that I can eat without dying or having other health problems, needing to travel, remove from packaging, or having to throw out.

 

What is the worst imitation of a pancake while still managing to be edible?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Dman979
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[LHACK4142]

@Dman979 crepes

 

What temperature do you set your oven to when you want to make cookies?

Edited August 16, 2021 by LHACK4142
pretty obvs

[Stormpilot]

420 degrees Celsius.

What is the best material to make roads out of?

Edited August 16, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Deddly]

@Stormpilot  Straw bales. 

What do you usually throw at the actors during a poor theatre performance? 

 

Edited August 16, 2021 by Deddly
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[adsii1970]

Black olives, mushrooms, Italian sausage, green bell pepper, and tomato.

What building material do you think the first pioneers to colonize Mars should use to construct their structures?

[BuranAce]

Waffles

You are now in command of a B-58 Hustler equipped with multiple Mk.48 nuclear bombs, where do you deploy it too.

Edited August 16, 2021 by BuranAce