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500-600, haven’t checked in a hot minute

 

What is your ideal breakfast?

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Damn bro, you could have at least thrown me a bone and left it ambiguous what meal it was

 

Edited by Fraston
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@Fraston My ideal breakfast consists of oatmeal with maple syrup (the real stuff, not corn) and butter, three over easy or poached eggs, buttered toast, cranberry juice, milk, and a fresh, non-infested, peaceful, apolitical, unmodified, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, tasty normal-sized Russet-variety potato that I can eat without dying or having other health problems, needing to travel, remove from packaging, or having to throw out.

 

What is the worst imitation of a pancake while still managing to be edible?

Edited by Dman979
Question switcharoo.
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