You'll never believe what Jeb just saw!

[ColdJ]

Simple enough. Your post should be what you reckon Jeb just saw. Everything from a wacky fiction to a somber fact. Doesn't matter whether you made it up or it actually happened in your game, all stories are valid. If it did happen in game and you want to show pictures, please pop them in spoilers so as to not take up too much space on the page. So, What did your JEB just see?

( should be obvious, but just for safety, make sure it is something that is safe for young members to read.)

[nomerac]

Jeb just saw a f-22 

[kerbiloid]

Jeb, Bill, and Bob just saw every tree around the VAB.

[ColdJ]

Jeb just saw Val jump a motorbike over their lander while on the Mun.

[ColdJ]

Jeb just saw a comet while he was sailboarding on the Solar Winds streaming out of Kerbol.

[Stormpilot]

Jeb saw a mk82. That’s the last thing Jeb saw until he saw a hospital.

Edited November 5, 2021 by Stormpilot

[adsii1970]

Jeb saw the ground.

Jeb felt the ground.

[AtomicTech]

Jeb saw your mom.

She's a nice lady!

[Admiral Fluffy]

Jeb saw the Mun.

He saw that sight for seven years.

(Stranded him there for 7 years)

Edited November 5, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy

[adsii1970]

20 minutes ago, AtomicTech said:

Jeb saw your mom.

She's a nice lady!

I doubt that. He would have run in sheer terror...

Jeb saw the KSC, again, and again, and again, and again...

The first successful orbit I had in KSP, I stranded Jeb. I didn't pack enough fuel for a deorbit burn. He stayed up there until the game updated from .22 to .24, then my save file was corrupted. Never was able to bring him home...

[ColdJ]

14 minutes ago, adsii1970 said:

The first successful orbit I had in KSP, I stranded Jeb. I didn't pack enough fuel for a deorbit burn. He stayed up there until the game updated from .22 to .24, then my save file was corrupted. Never was able to bring him home...

[adsii1970]

43 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

Ground Control to Major Jeb

Ground Control to Major Jeb

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Jeb (Ten, nine, eight, seven, six)

Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, four, three, two)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, one, liftoff)...

[ColdJ]

10 hours ago, adsii1970 said:

Ground Control to Major Jeb

Ground Control to Major Jeb

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Jeb (Ten, nine, eight, seven, six)

Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, four, three, two)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, one, liftoff)...

Fabienne:
Whose motorcycle is this?

Butch:
It's a chopper, baby.

Fabienne:
Whose chopper is this?

Butch:
It's Jeb's.

Fabienne:
Who's Jeb?

Butch:
Jeb's dead, baby. Jeb's dead.

[ColdJ]

Jeb saw Bob playing cards with the Kraken.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Jeb sees all with his unblinking eyes.

FEAR HIM!

[Caerfinon]

Jeb  has "seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." 

 

[Lisias]

On 11/5/2021 at 3:37 PM, adsii1970 said:

Jeb saw the ground.

Jeb felt the ground.

A strong push, a jump into the Skies. Everything was blue for some moments.

Then he turned down, in the direction of his falling, and realised he was too fast and the aerodynamic forces just ripped off his carefully handmade ram-air decelerator device (also known as parachute). Everything was beautifully green for some moments.

He opened his arms and legs, trying to delay even that by just a bit the end of this journey, inexorably accelerating into him at 9.8 metres per second per second… And suddenly it was over. Everything was red for a blink of an eye, and then black. Deep black. Painfully black.

"JEBEDIAH KERMAN, I TOLD YOU TO DO NOT JUMP FROM THE ROOF, DAMNED BOY" he managed to hear while still buried in pain and stupefaction.

"Mom… I'm going to be an astronaut…"

"You will not live enough to drive a kraken damned car by doing this, what to say a rocket? Get up, we are going to the emergency unit - I think you broke your nose."

Disclaimer:

Spoiler

This short history is (loosely) based on real life. Someone that I will not tell you was me really tried the stunt, but didn't broke the nose, only the glasses. The idiot dare devil managed to land on a box full of mortar, as his home was under transformation.

 

Edited November 7, 2021 by Lisias
Disclaimer :P

[ColdJ]

1 hour ago, Lisias said:

inexorably accelerating into him at 9.8 metres per second per second…

Interesting, Jeb grew up on Earth, not Kerbin.

Jeb just saw a human being.

[Lisias]

3 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

Interesting, Jeb grew up on Earth, not Kerbin.

Jeb just saw a human being.

He was living with us, he was under an interplanetary student exchange and we were hosting him.

We jumped together: I broke my glasses, he broke the nose - he landed on my dull head.  

[ColdJ]

2 hours ago, Caerfinon said:

Jeb  has "seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." 

 

Apart from always loving that quote. I am amazed at the KSP made future car just sitting casualy in the shot.

[Admiral Fluffy]

You’ll never guess what Jeb just saw!

And neither will I.

[ColdJ]

12 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said:

You’ll never guess what Jeb just saw!

And neither will I.

So what was it?

[ColdJ]

Jeb looked out from his plane and saw a herd of something running across the Grasslands.

[kerbiloid]

Jeb won't tell you what he'd seen, as you anyway wouldn't believe.

[ColdJ]

4 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Jeb won't tell you what he'd seen, as you anyway wouldn't believe.

It is ok. Val told me.