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Jeb felt a great disturbance  in the Force, as if millions of lines of code cried out in Null Reference Exceptions and were suddenly logged into KSP.log, crashing into the Desktop with a dreadful stack dump!

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1 hour ago, Lisias said:

Jeb felt a great disturbance  in the Force, as if millions of lines of code cried out in Null Reference Exceptions and were suddenly logged into KSP.log, crashing into the Desktop with a dreadful stack dump!

I really like this. :D

 

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Jeb likes Queen

Ok Let's go!

Jeb walks warily to the pad
With his helmet pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
On the launchpad ready to go

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Hitting the stage the rockets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Kraken's going to get you, too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm gonna get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took from me everything I gave
And flew it all on your own

Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Off of the launch pad the rockets rip
To the sound of the beat

Look out!

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, It's gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

Hey!
Oh, take it
Bite the dust
Bite the dust, yeah

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

Shout!

There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a Kerb
And bring it to the ground
You can beat it, you can cheat it
You can treat it bad and leave it when it's down

But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Off of the pad the rockets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey,It's gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

Shoot out
Alright

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Jeb just saw Planets and Stars he has never seen before, such as Grannus, Sarnus, Vant, Plock, and many other celestial bodies, on his Telescope... Forgetting every kind of physics laws, he proceeded to consult what he saw to the RnD, only to realize that he was inside a simulation box, not only one, but hundreds of millions of them, scared as ever, Jeb attempted to get help from the other Kerbals from different simulations boxes, only to realize that everything except his box are from newer versions (1.12.3 to 1.8.1), while he's from a degenerated and cursed version (1.13.6?)

While Jeb was suffering some short of paranoia, shock ,and Depression, the OWNER of the sim box ,where Jeb is trapped, proceeded to shut down it and latter replaced it with a KSP2 Simulation Box.

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