ColdJ Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Simple enough. Your post should be what you reckon Jeb just saw. Everything from a wacky fiction to a somber fact. Doesn't matter whether you made it up or it actually happened in your game, all stories are valid. If it did happen in game and you want to show pictures, please pop them in spoilers so as to not take up too much space on the page. So, What did your JEB just see? ( should be obvious, but just for safety, make sure it is something that is safe for young members to read.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomerac Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Jeb just saw a f-22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Jeb, Bill, and Bob just saw every tree around the VAB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 Jeb just saw Val jump a motorbike over their lander while on the Mun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 Jeb just saw a comet while he was sailboarding on the Solar Winds streaming out of Kerbol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 (edited) Jeb saw a mk82. That’s the last thing Jeb saw until he saw a hospital. Edited November 5, 2021 by Stormpilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Jeb saw the ground. Jeb felt the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Jeb saw your mom. She's a nice lady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 (edited) Jeb saw the Mun. He saw that sight for seven years. (Stranded him there for 7 years) Edited November 5, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 20 minutes ago, AtomicTech said: Jeb saw your mom. She's a nice lady! I doubt that. He would have run in sheer terror... Jeb saw the KSC, again, and again, and again, and again... The first successful orbit I had in KSP, I stranded Jeb. I didn't pack enough fuel for a deorbit burn. He stayed up there until the game updated from .22 to .24, then my save file was corrupted. Never was able to bring him home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 14 minutes ago, adsii1970 said: The first successful orbit I had in KSP, I stranded Jeb. I didn't pack enough fuel for a deorbit burn. He stayed up there until the game updated from .22 to .24, then my save file was corrupted. Never was able to bring him home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 43 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Ground Control to Major Jeb Ground Control to Major Jeb Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Jeb (Ten, nine, eight, seven, six) Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, four, three, two) Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, one, liftoff)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 10 hours ago, adsii1970 said: Ground Control to Major Jeb Ground Control to Major Jeb Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Jeb (Ten, nine, eight, seven, six) Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, four, three, two) Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, one, liftoff)... Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this? Butch: It's a chopper, baby. Fabienne: Whose chopper is this? Butch: It's Jeb's. Fabienne: Who's Jeb? Butch: Jeb's dead, baby. Jeb's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 7, 2021 Author Share Posted November 7, 2021 Jeb saw Bob playing cards with the Kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Jeb sees all with his unblinking eyes. FEAR HIM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerfinon Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Jeb has "seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 (edited) On 11/5/2021 at 3:37 PM, adsii1970 said: Jeb saw the ground. Jeb felt the ground. A strong push, a jump into the Skies. Everything was blue for some moments. Then he turned down, in the direction of his falling, and realised he was too fast and the aerodynamic forces just ripped off his carefully handmade ram-air decelerator device (also known as parachute). Everything was beautifully green for some moments. He opened his arms and legs, trying to delay even that by just a bit the end of this journey, inexorably accelerating into him at 9.8 metres per second per second… And suddenly it was over. Everything was red for a blink of an eye, and then black. Deep black. Painfully black. "JEBEDIAH KERMAN, I TOLD YOU TO DO NOT JUMP FROM THE ROOF, DAMNED BOY" he managed to hear while still buried in pain and stupefaction. "Mom… I'm going to be an astronaut…" "You will not live enough to drive a kraken damned car by doing this, what to say a rocket? Get up, we are going to the emergency unit - I think you broke your nose." Disclaimer: Spoiler This short history is (loosely) based on real life. Someone that I will not tell you was me really tried the stunt, but didn't broke the nose, only the glasses. The idiot dare devil managed to land on a box full of mortar, as his home was under transformation. Edited November 7, 2021 by Lisias Disclaimer :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 7, 2021 Author Share Posted November 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Lisias said: inexorably accelerating into him at 9.8 metres per second per second… Interesting, Jeb grew up on Earth, not Kerbin. Jeb just saw a human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Interesting, Jeb grew up on Earth, not Kerbin. Jeb just saw a human being. He was living with us, he was under an interplanetary student exchange and we were hosting him. We jumped together: I broke my glasses, he broke the nose - he landed on my dull head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 7, 2021 Author Share Posted November 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Caerfinon said: Jeb has "seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." Apart from always loving that quote. I am amazed at the KSP made future car just sitting casualy in the shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 You’ll never guess what Jeb just saw! And neither will I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 8, 2021 Author Share Posted November 8, 2021 12 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said: You’ll never guess what Jeb just saw! And neither will I. So what was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 8, 2021 Author Share Posted November 8, 2021 Jeb looked out from his plane and saw a herd of something running across the Grasslands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Jeb won't tell you what he'd seen, as you anyway wouldn't believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 8, 2021 Author Share Posted November 8, 2021 4 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Jeb won't tell you what he'd seen, as you anyway wouldn't believe. It is ok. Val told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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