Famous Last Words

[ColdJ]

My new job as a Crash Test Dummy is going to be fun.

Attempting to play a game.

Trying to not start a new page.

Edited April 18, 2022 by ColdJ

[SSTO Crasher]

“I’m sure this game is just as good as KSP”

Playing ksp 

[Abel Military Services]

K4 Dynamite? That sounds awesome! 

Attempt to drink radioactive water. 

[Akagi]

Ooh! Tingly!

<dies>

 

Flying an ICBM

[SSTO Crasher]

What does that big red button do

Landing on mars

[Abel Military Services]

Where's my landing legs? 

Attempt to kidnap @Akagi

[Akagi]

Me: *activates rigging*

Me: Omae wa mou shindeiru!

You: W-what?

*you die*

Trying to kidnap @Abel101126

[SkyFall2489]

*Knocks on door*

 

Kidnapping @Skyfall

not @SkyFall2489

[Akagi]

Oops, I kidnapped @SkyFall2489!

Running in an anvil rain.

[ColdJ]

I am really good a dodging.

Sail around the world.

[Kerb24]

There's no way I'll hit a whale.

Build a Space Shuttle.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

this is a 10 trillion dollar space shuttle designed by jeb kerman which is going to launch in 10 seconds. who cares about the centres of mass and thrust. i'm sure the shuttle will automatically balance itself even though it has sas (stock space shuttles are really hard to build and fly)

launching an interstellar mission

[Abel Military Services]

Your daughter: Don't go! 

You: Aww right. 

(Interstellar)

Attempt to kidnap @Akagi  with 100 CIA agents. 

[Akagi]

56 minutes ago, Abel101126 said:

Your daughter: Don't go! 

You: Aww right. 

(Interstellar)

Attempt to kidnap @Akagi  with 100 CIA agents. 

*I go underwater*

CIA agents: what?

*I appear from behind and kill them all*

Me: E

Flying a plane

[Abel Military Services]

Pull up! Pull up! 

Attempting to kidnap @Akagi with an army of CIA agents. 

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

"Small jpeg anime girls aren't legally allowed to own GAU-8 autocannons! Right?" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 

A child sits on a high wall between a path and the sea.

Edited April 25, 2022 by Second Hand Rocket Science

[Akagi]

"Low-Flying Airplanes? What's that mean?"

*kid crushed by plane*

*I climb out of wrecked Dreamliner and turn to the other guy in the cockpit*

"I need more landing practice before we can go on to ground maneuvers, right instructor?"

Looking at my GAU-8

[Abel Military Services]

This is my lovely gun! 

(Shooting sounds)

Attempting to kidnap @Akagi with a bunch of nuclear warheads. 

[SkyFall2489]

<presses button>

Wait.. how long did I set the timer for?

<KABOOM>

trying to kidnap @SkyFall2489

[kerbiloid]

"Give me duct tape."

[Abel Military Services]

No. 

Poking the bear. 

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

hey look at this 300 kg grizzly bear. it's cute!

the bear: 

 (yes that's right bears play ksp too)

 

operating a fusion reactor without a containment field

[Akagi]

These particles shouldn'-

*dissolves under ion rain*

Riding one of @kerbiloid's Kraken-inducing ships

[kerbiloid]

@kerbiloid's ships don't induce Kraken because:
1. They use primitive monocolor textures.
2. They avoid any kind of clipping.
3. There are mostly not ships.

[SkyFall2489]

You forgot to provide the next situation...

Here's mine:

Kidnapping @kerbiloid