Clickbaitify it!

[kspbutitscursed]

DOUBLE BOOSTER LANDINGS INSANE ELON MUSK IS AMAZING LFG

[TwoCalories]

3: SPACEX AUTONOMOUSLY LANDS TWO BOOSTERS IN PRECISION LANDING? HOW DID THEY DO IT? FIND OUT HERE!

[Royalswissarmyknife]

4: SPACEX BOOSTERS DIDNT BLOW UP!!!! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW!!!!!!!!!!

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[TwoCalories]

5: IT FINALLY HAPPENED! SPACEX SUCCESSFULLY PULLS OFF RECORD BREAKING MISSION THAT SHOCKS THE SPACE INDUSTRY!

*insert photo of Elon Musk standing behind a lectern with a NASA insignia with a CGI photo probably made by AI in the background*

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And now for a new starter.

New: A single mote of dust landing on a table, triggering a -15 Magnitude earthquake.

[TwoCalories]

1: NEW EARTHQUAKE BREAKS RECORDS, AND THE CAUSE IS SHOCKING!!!  

[Davi SDF]

2: EARTH SHATTERING NEWS! A WHOLE CITY WAS DESTROYED BY A MAGNITUDE 15 EARTHQUAKE!!! (IS THIS THE END OF THE WORLD?!)

[AlamoVampire]

3. Earthquake Rocks Dairy click here to learn what our reporters churned up.

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[Kerbalsaurus]

4)Top 10 Most INSANE Earthquakes EVER|*INSANE* Earthquakes you MUST See

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On 11/9/2023 at 9:09 PM, TwoCalories said:

5: IT FINALLY HAPPENED! SPACEX SUCCESSFULLY PULLS OFF RECORD BREAKING MISSION THAT SHOCKS THE SPACE INDUSTRY!

*insert photo of Elon Musk standing behind a lectern with a NASA insignia with a CGI photo probably made by AI in the background*

Like this?

Edited December 5, 2023 by Kerbalsaurus

[AlamoVampire]

5. Rubber balls escape! Earthquake to blame? Click here to find out!

new: chicken wandering in a KFC parking lot 

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yes i saw a chicken some years ago in a kfc parking lot. Have fun with it

[Stormpilot]

I had lasagna for lunch

[Royalswissarmyknife]

1. WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH WILL SHOCK YOU!!!! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHAT IT WAS!!!!!!!

[AlamoVampire]

@Royalswissarmyknife just curious is that in response to the chicken in the kfc parking lot prompt i had setup after i was number 5 in the prior prompt? 
 

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guys please remember the current prompt was and is: 

new: chicken wandering in a KFC parking lot.

i was clickbait 5 on the earthquake prompt and from what i can see it was on me to generate the prompt for the next 5 responses.

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Edited December 6, 2023 by AlamoVampire

[Kerbalsaurus]

1) Chicken found in KFC parking lot. Is this a sign of CANNIBALISM?! CLICK HERE to Find Out

[Royalswissarmyknife]

2) CHICKEN IN KFC PARKING LOT?!?!?!?!? CLICK HERE FOR A VIDEO OF IT!!!!!!!!!

[ColdJ]

3) Chicken seen in KFC parking lot, click HERE to see just how fresh the food is.

[Deddly]

4) You'll never guess what survived outside KFC for 7 MONTHS.

[AlamoVampire]

5. Farm fresh Chicken at KFC? Click here to find out!

 

new: Specifically Specific Specifications

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[Deddly]

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I can't think of any clickbait titles for that because I'm having trouble understanding what it really means. Would you mind clarifying?

 

[AlamoVampire]

new: Specifically Specific Specifications Specify Hydraulic Lifters for Country Chicken Coups

 

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@Deddly hope that helps. As i altered it i was hit with a deep southern drawl type news reporter reading it in my minds eye lol

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[ColdJ]

1) You won't believe the specs on this thing, CLICK here to find out more.

[Deddly]

2) These chickens need WHAT??

[kerbiloid]

Please, check your credit card number. [...]

[ColdJ]

3) Carnival rides for chickens, CLICK HERE to find out more.

[ColdJ]

New:

An airplane flies overhead.

[AlamoVampire]

4. These new chicken coup specs are wild! Click here to find out why.

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Edited August 1 by AlamoVampire