ColdJ Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 (edited) Floor 2362: A buffet that has Kraken soup, Kraken rings and Kraken borscht. egap wen egduf ho Edited January 17, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Floor 2363+: A plate of the Kraken cracklings just fried, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Floor 2364 A perpetual motion machine. On 9/15/2020 at 12:38 PM, Dat Kerbal Dude said: 5353: A Borrowed Soyuz MS10 is in there,luckily,it's small,so you just pass below it. On 9/15/2020 at 2:33 PM, Guest said: 2353: A NFL stadium real size is the whole floor. You don't know how floors 2354 and 2352 are complaining about the noise. Why did we jump from 5000 to 2000? On 4/2/2018 at 4:29 PM, HansonKerman said: Again, Mun. 2099: You are so exited and sad to be almost out of KSP. 3000: You quickly Dematerialize, and destroy the button for fear of Dr. Jerk. Wait. Wait…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 15 minutes ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Why did we jump from 5000 to 2000? Spoiler A pair of Maxwell goblins making the perpetual motion machine to move. Floor 2365 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Hold up. I went and looked at what @Admiral Fluffy linked. That means we are over 3000 floors lower than we should be. And I thought that the times I caught 1 or 2 floors getting messed up was bad. I take the Express tube from the lower floor and get out on Floor 5366. There is no gravity so I float up to the next level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 5367: You are unsure if the floor number is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 ... and a scary thought comes into your head. What if the tower is actually toroidal, and you are just doing circles all this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 There's a sign, it reads: Floor 2367 — R&D SRB Department You go to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 (edited) After a few re-thinking moments, i realized that, after a basic math calculation: 98(pages) x 25(posts in a single page) + 9(posts in this page, including me) - 1(Floor 0) = 2458 it turns out that were on floor 2458, while the above is floor 2457. A little bit closer, except the 110 difference. Floor 2458: There's some Tiberium Mineral Fields on here, you start to wonder how did this stuff get in this floor. Edited January 18, 2022 by BlackMesaSurvivor tyops, jsut as usula -Original phrase by Lisisa- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Floor 2459: People confused on where they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2460: You think back to all of the previous floor numbers and decide that this floor number is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2461: Aliens that are literally cats. You think of cuddling one but suddenly they morph into a fierce alien. You run upstairs and hide on the next floor. Spoiler Hopefully 2462 is something that someone can hide to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 I concur with @BlackMesaSurvivor's logic. Floor 2462: Bunny Rabbits with razor sharp teeth and blood red eyes fill this floor. You think you are doomed but they immediately start to fight with the alien cat things that are chasing you. You flee upwards while they are all distracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2463: An oasis for you to chill for a while. No surprises in here! You can go up to the next floor anytime you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2464: You wake up with no knowledge of how you got here. You stumble up to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2465: People so hyped for KSP 2 they send letters to Private Division by rocket express delivery. You think you don't want to join the madness so you go to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2466: A sign saying that KSP2 has been delayed 5 years so they can get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2467: People raging about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2468: Could be an all night rave, but you can't tell what time of day it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Floor 2469: 3 speakers looping "nice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Floor 2470: You sit in on a meeting of the "The 3 Word Story Collaborative Writers Guild" as they discuss plots that have already been covered and new ideas for story lines going forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) Floor 2471: You watch as every single fictitious character you've ever known engages in a massive argument. Edited January 19, 2022 by Akagi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Floor 2472: You realise you must be tired because you misread the previous floor number. This floor contains a wardrobe with warm fur coats in it. You could swear there were snowflakes drifting out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) Floor 2473: You find a group of forum users celebrating a new arrival. The celebrated person in question? It's kinda hard to hear, but you make out the words, @Akagi, or something like that. Spoiler Ninja'd by ColdJ Edited January 19, 2022 by AtomicTech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 1 minute ago, ColdJ said: Floor 2472: You realise you must be tired because you misread the previous floor number. This floor contains a wardrobe with warm fur coats in it. You could swear there were snowflakes drifting out of it. I swear I just heard horse bells... Floor 2474: This floor is stuffed full of... potatoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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