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Floor 4751: Having climbed the beanstalk to the top you find yourself in a land with what looks like cloud for ground, there is a path through the cloud that is made of yellow bricks, it winds into the distance to what looks like a giant castle. Curious, you walk the path till you reach some enormous iron bound oak doors. Though impressive they are not exactly tightly fitted and you see that you could slip in through a gap. You make your way in, wondering what you might find.

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Floor 4753: A replica of Gunther Bay, Selatapura from Ace Combat 7. Overhead, you think you can see a fighter jet with an interesting marking on its vertical stabilizer, composed of three lines.

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Floor 4757: You find yourself in the Epsilon Indi star system at a planet called New Africa. Orbiting this planet you see a moon. This moon seems to violate physics as this moon orbits the planet once every 86 seconds. You have found the legendary moon Mitterand Hollow.

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Floor 4762: A door, with a timeline next to it, which has the date October 11, 1968 at the left end, and December 14, 1972 on the right end. You can type in any date on a keyboard below it. After selecting a date, the door opens, and you enter the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas, on the date you set. Oddly, everything seems to be rendered in the Bluey art style, and you see cartoon dog versions of famous NASA employees and astronauts walking by. You decide to move on, but you write down the floor number so you can visit again.

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Floor 4763: You enter a white void and wake up. All you see is yourself. Nothing else is around you. But then, the white void goes dark and you are orbiting jool without a spacesuit, flying around. You don't feel the need to breathe. A kerbal passes by and stares at you with a slack-jawed face. He says, "What is this abomination! I thought they killed themselves all months ago! They failed the threshold and are too violent!" You then wake up orbiting a planet you know is called Ned for some reason, and as you stare at its blood-red clouds, a kerbal passes by and says, "New planet orbiting kerbol? That's the fourth so far! I need to burn retrograde and run experiments, this is important!" The kerbal proceeds to reenter their ship, point the nuclear engines towards you, and fire. You wake up on Floor 4764. The only thing you remember from the traumatic experience is the name Ned. You wonder who Ned is.

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Floor 4764:   You are in an American city, where everyone for some reason has 4 fingers.  Curious about Ned, you find a nearby convenience store and ask if anyone's heard of Ned, and the Indian man in charge of the store points you to a house in the suburbs.  You go there and find a very religious and righteous family, right next door to a relatively dysfunctional family consisting of a donut-loving nuclear power plant worker, a housewife with  very tall blue hair, an unruly son, a very ruly daughter, and a baby.

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