Gilly: The place of no Gravity.

[kerbiloid]

When you replace geocentric system with gilliocentric one.

[RoninFrog]

Gilly:  The place where what goes up doesn't always come back down.

[Fraston]

Gilly, the place where bleeding off fuel with a vent will send you into a suborbital trajectory bringing you halfway across the little body.

Gilly, the place where you can preform a suicide burn with a single Spark engine.

Gilly, the place where TWR can only be represented with scientific notation.

Gilly, the place that can be accidentally knocked out of orbit by a Kerbal landing at sub-meter/second speeds.

Gilly, the place where escape velocity is measured in “yoctametres per hour”

Gilly, the place where if you refuel too much, it disappears.

[HansonKerman]

Gilly, the one that should be loved ;(

[kerbiloid]

Gilly, the place where you put the parachute below for soft landing.

[probe137]

Gilly, the place where the only usable size of rovers are XXXL size rovers

[kerbiloid]

Gilly. The place of no touchdown. Only touchup.

[Hotel26]

Gilly, in the dark, where your target is so close, but you don't notice it's on the far side until it's too late...

Still, I like Gilly.  It's the only place you keep the space station you're refueling 42km directly overhead (geosynchronous) and it's a fast elevator ride up and down with the mining rig.  No more orbitally curvy Hohmann hocus-pocus...

Edited October 11, 2020 by Hotel26

[The_Arcitect]

Gilly is the only place where big engines are not needed.

[RP1IsSuperior]

gilly: the only moon you can deborbit

[kerbiloid]

Gilly. The place of just three fundamental forces.

[RealKerbal3x]

Gilly: where you can practice Brachistochrone trajectories for KSP 2.

[NH04]

Gilly: Where Xenon Engines have a TWR of more than one.

[kerbiloid]

Gilly: The place where cotton candy is you.

Gilly: The place where soap bubbles launch you.

Edited December 7, 2020 by kerbiloid

[DerkyJerkyWreaksHavoc]

Gilly: The place where Farting stinks up the whole Cabin

Gilly: the only place where Dead Memes are from

Gilly: the only place where you can kill Disney's magic and toast Universal's Superheroes

Gilly: the only place where it says "Watch Your Step"

Gilly: the only place where hope becomes utterly useless.

Gilly: home of the "mount please like this comment or else!" 

Gilly: the only place where Ion engines are welcome

Gilly: the only place where Your fart is a launch vehicle

Gilly: the only place where maneuver nodes are pointless

Gilly: the only place that looks like McDonald's Undercooked chicken nuggets 

Gilly: the only place where Arnold Schwarzenegger wont find you

Gilly: the only place where Using Kerbals as landing legs is beneficial

Gilly: the only place where a Lander is absolutely Useless

Gilly: the only place where the ground has an apoapsis

Edited December 7, 2020 by DAFATRONALDO2007 IN SPACE
Gilly: the only place that doesn't ask you " Hey kids, why did ya edit this post"?

[Souptime]

Gilly: The only moon of eve

[Naeth Kerman]

Gilly, the only moon where if you just do a puff with an Ant, your in orbit

[kerbiloid]

G is for Gilly. Not for Gravity.

[sir rocket]

Gilly: the best

[kerbiloid]

Gilly: The place where you bail out crying "Gillonimo!" and then start waiting for fall.

[kerbiloid]

When you land on Gilly, the Gilly lands on you.

[Stormpilot]

Gilly, you don’t land there you dock to it

[The Dressian Exploder]

Gilly: Jump and you miss it.

[kerbiloid]

Gilly. The place where you can't fall in love. Where you can't fall in anything.

[Dientus]

Gilly: trip when you're running here and you end up in Eve orbit.