VoidSquid Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 (edited) Granted, you can fly your SN9 1:1000 scale toy model today. I wish I'd already have end of my work shift today. Edited January 15, 2021 by VoidSquid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuessingEveryDay Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Granted, however, they are offering $10,000 dollars per hour overtime, and it only counts if you didn't sign out. Did you? I wish for AI to follow the 4 Laws of Robotics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 31 minutes ago, VoidSquid said: I wish I'd already have end of my work shift today. Granted. You stop shifting and return to the original position. 27 minutes ago, GuessingEveryDay said: I wish for AI to follow the 4 Laws of Robotics. Granted. It follows 4 Laws of Robotics. Three Newton's and one Ohm's. *** I wish all gases were ideal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidSquid Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 (edited) 33 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You stop shifting and return to the original position That was brilliant! Granted: as the particles of ideal gases do by definition have zero volume, they can't interact chemically with other matter. You suffocate, lack of non-ideal oxygen... I wish we had summer again. Edited January 15, 2021 by VoidSquid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Granted. Failed. Australians have the summer instead of us. I wish this fall didn't bang the autumn by fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBrave_ Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 granted but it doesnt i wish for kerbiloid to not be the person to respond to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Gran- nope, turns out they have so many alt accounts that they are the only other actual person here lol. (jk) I wish that the moon continues to orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Granted, the moon now orbits a planet 1 billion light years away. I wish for Jeb to re-alive himself (don't care if he's a zombie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 On 1/12/2021 at 10:07 AM, kerbiloid said: Granted. You have bought KSP. Dres exists there. I wish the Dres canyon had bridges. Holy crap! It came true!!!! (are you stratzenblitz fr wth) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 5 hours ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: I wish for Jeb to re-alive himself (don't care if he's a zombie) Granted. A Jeb doll is taken over by the same spirit that normally inhabits Chucky. Now Jeb is a serial killer. I wish Jeb and Valentina would get married and invite all of us to the wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Granted. Unfortunately the Dark Brotherhood is there too.... I wish for an X15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) Granted but its in the 1/10000 scale. i wish that i had a decent wish 215101152021 215401152021 Edited January 16, 2021 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Granted. You get shipped a decent package from wish.com I with I knew what the numbers at the bottom of @AlamoVampire’s posts meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) Granted. They are a personal time stamp in 24hr clock format (hours minutes month day year), but now you cant read that format lol. wish i could have thunderhawk from M.A.S.K a real one not the toy from the 80s, of which i have (toy ) 221001152021 221301152021 221401152021 Edited January 16, 2021 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: It came true!!!! This was unexpectedly... Somebody suggested me that wish telepathically. 1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said: wish i could have thunderhawk from M.A.S.K a real one not the toy from the 80s, of which i have (toy ) Granted. But it eats so much gas, that you still have to walk by feet and keep playing the toy from the 80s instead of driving. *** I wish for a launch siren at the KSC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Granted. It can only be heard inside the Admin building I wish Brad whistance would rescue bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Granted. He rescues all the twenty dollar bills you are holding hostage in your bank accounts. I wish Minmus was made of Rocky Road ice cream instead of mint chip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Denied Granted. Everyone hates minmus now. It crashes itself into kerbin I wish for sls to not explode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBrave_ Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 granted, the tank implodes i wish for free funds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Granted. You fund others for free. I wish that underscore was not looking so misplaced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 7 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You fund others for free. I wish that underscore was not looking so misplaced Granted, now they're placed in a random location for every person. I wish for a PC that could actually run KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Granted. You are invited to play in a tabletop Cyberpunk game, and you create a player character (PC) who is capable of playing KSP. I wish for a tub of warm water in which anyone posting in this thread may bathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Granted. “Someone” defecates in it. I wish for a cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Granted. But the cake is sentient, and within a year we all have to obey our cake overlords. I wish for a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Here's your lion. I wish for a successful Starship SN9 flight and landing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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