JB182 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) but you got no wishes left i wish robots are used for war Edited June 9, 2021 by JB182 eyyy... nwew pgae! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) Sure, you get a new generation of Terminator (Actually called the Kerminator) built by Kerbal Defense, Robotics, and Other Cool Stuff, Inc. which steals your Kemag AK 395 (Kerbalized Demag AC 395) crane and crashes it into your house. Because it is so heavy, it just plows right through everything. I wish for more legos. Edited June 9, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 okay, but all legos are junk legos and have been infected by c-19 i wish to fly a kerbocopter (helicopter made of kerbals) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted, but you are strapped to a rotor blade and the blur of colour makes you violently ill. I wish Kerbin had a Marina that built boats and submarines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 granted, bur klobal warming dry the sea and the marina was destroyed bc it has no purpose i wish for a crane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Wish granted, but the Crane is ornery and keeps biting you and chasing you around the place. I wish for a second Kerbin that is in the same orbit but is on the other side of Kerbol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) okay, but that kerbin is very hot i wish for 2 kerbols Edited June 9, 2021 by JB182 forgot to type the wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) Granted. But their mass attraction is so great that they crash together and form a black hole that wipes out everything in the Kerbol System. I wish there were gold deposits to be found on Kerbin, that if you mine, open up advanced electronics in the tech tree. Edited June 9, 2021 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. But the game physics doesn't allow digging. I wish for KSP bitcoin miner, to mine the bitcoins during the interplanetary trips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souptime Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. But the game physics doesn't allow digging. I wish for KSP bitcoin miner, to mine the bitcoins during the interplanetary trips. Granted, but you left your convert-o-tron on and it turned into LFO, which you cant use as you have deuterium burning fusion engines. I wish i could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. You can also butter-fly, dragon-fly, and tsetse-fly. I wish the download icon gets green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. But theres many fake buttons. I wish for better grades in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. The highest grade is the "Tardi grade". The lowest are "Retro grade" and "De grade". I wish the school history was a part of school physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuessingEveryDay Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) Granted, now everyone else is confused and can't figure out what to do. I wish for more time. Edited June 9, 2021 by GuessingEveryDay ninja'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted, but it’s negiive time I wish I could play KSP more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. Now you can play the KSP music on a piano. I wish for two cool (temperature) weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. But cool in temperature is unspecified. So you get two 100 C Straight weeks. I wish for more battery for my Kindle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. You get 3 kilograms of batteries, but they are for the discontinued Windows Phone. I wish for moar tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. Now you wish the plumber comes soon to repair your restroom pipes before your countdown finishes. I wish he will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. But everybody is confused that his name is now William. I wish I knew where all my nodes had to go without having to constantly load, check, edit, repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted, you now know where your lymph nodes are located. I wish for a working drum fan (Look it up if you want to know what a drum fan is. My internet is really slow so I am not going to bother attaching an image right now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) Granted. A road worker, who is an amateur drummer, comes to ask what do you want. I wish, they will repair the road anyway. Edited June 9, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. Confused about where the road is going, they use a Liebherr PR 736 dozer, a Liebherr R 936 excavator, and a Cat 315CL excavator to demolish your house, use a Cat CS533E soil compactor, Cat Liebherr A922 wheeled excavator, Kenworth dump truck, Vögele Super 1800-3 paver, and Cat CCS9 asphalt compacter to make a road where your house once was. I wish for a clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Granted. Kerbiloid clocks you for parking all your industrial vehicles on their road. I wish I knew how to move a kerbals seating position in an IVA without needing a mesh editing program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) You get an IVA Kerbal pushed through an edited wire mesh screen, turning into a strange jello-like green substance. I wish for a dump truck of jello. Edited June 9, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman A spelling eror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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