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Granted. You are holding it above your head for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005 seconds before it crushes you.

I wish @kerbiloid had read the specificity of my previous wish more carefully and then responded. Granted: but on the way down you suddenly morph into a pot of Petunias that says "Oh no not again!"

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Granted, you get an ethanol rocket delivered to your house by Sarens (Does pretty much the same stuff as Mammoet, but Belgian instead of Dutch) on a big, long, modular trailer towed by 4 big trucks, but as the rocket was being lifted off the trailer the engines somehow ignited, immediately toppling the crane into your house and sending the rocket into your favorite restaurant.

I wish I knew how to make a KSP mod that added in crane parts.

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Granted, you get constant Kamazon Prime deliveries by dump truck, loader, forklift and helicopter of pencil lead. So much so that you have nowhere to store it, so you hire me to use my crane and stack all of the pencil lead in tall piles and towers. You try to cancel the shipments, but it won't let you. You are soon broke because you kept hiring me to lift stuff with my crane and because you spent it all on pencil lead. Almost all of your stuff except the pencil lead is repossessed, including all of your pencils. You try and sell the lead, but nobody wants it. You decide to dump some of it in the closest river, and burn the rest. Unfortunately, doing so you  violate EPA environmental regulations and go to jail. 

I wish for lots of traffic cones.

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24 minutes ago, Ben J. Kerman said:

I wish for lots of traffic cones.

Granted. But you receive so many traffic cones at one time from the sky, the sheer weight broke the boom of your crane and damaged your house.

 

25 minutes ago, Jurassic kerbal said:

I’m probably rlly stupid tho. I am a kerbal after all and not a perticually bright one at that

Not granted. negativity is a negative thing, you are great the way you are. Remember two things 1-Fake it until you make it and 2-Google is your friend.

 

6 minutes ago, Dr. Kerbal said:

I wish my wish to be corrupted!

Granted. The corrupt wish fairy descended but one of her wings cramped up and she landed in your toilet and got flushed before she could finish the wish.

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Sure, but they immediately burst into flames because I don't know where Zimbabwe is (I will look it up) and because 17 trillion Zimbabwe dollars isn't that much.

I wish for 200 pallets of Euros, and a forklift to move them all around.

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It's in Africa.
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2 hours ago, Dientus said:

Granted. The corrupt wish fairy descended but one of her wings cramped up and she landed in your toilet and got flushed before she could finish the wish.

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Even better! 

Now I wish for nothing and something. 

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25 minutes ago, Ben J. Kerman said:

I wish for 200 pallets of Euros, and a forklift to move them all around.

Granted, but you get 200 plates of Euros, and a Side dump to move them

2 minutes ago, Dr. Kerbal said:

Now I wish for nothing and something. 

Granted. But the universe is Drestroyed.

But then it comes back 

(Stop killing the universe people!)

I wish I could land on laythe and come back home to kerbin

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Just now, Admiral Fluffy said:

wish I could land on laythe and come back home to kerbin

You diid. But when hitting the surface the Kerbin you spin widly and the capsule is now 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to the tenth power meters

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Granted: He made a wish that your wish would be corrupted and you all went poof in a puff of logic.

I wish that @Ben J. Kerman looked into Angel-125's WildBlue industries mods and saw that there actually is a rather nice folding crane part that he could use in his game.

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