JB182 Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 granted, but you really sinking i wish for a 100 ton water ballon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted. You are holding it above your head for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005 seconds before it crushes you. I wish @kerbiloid had read the specificity of my previous wish more carefully and then responded. Granted: but on the way down you suddenly morph into a pot of Petunias that says "Oh no not again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted. @kerbiloid has reread and still doesn't found anything wrong. You had splashed in the Kerbin ocean, and keep floating there. I wish, all systems go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted, but it’s the Columbia shuttle. (RIP ) I wish I had more time to d stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted. You are banned and now can devote additional time to d stuff, whatever it is. I wish ethanol was a good rocket fuel, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted, you get an ethanol rocket delivered to your house by Sarens (Does pretty much the same stuff as Mammoet, but Belgian instead of Dutch) on a big, long, modular trailer towed by 4 big trucks, but as the rocket was being lifted off the trailer the engines somehow ignited, immediately toppling the crane into your house and sending the rocket into your favorite restaurant. I wish I knew how to make a KSP mod that added in crane parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted, but the download process is so convoluted that it takes 15 days for someone to download it. I wish I had infinite pencil lead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) Granted, you get constant Kamazon Prime deliveries by dump truck, loader, forklift and helicopter of pencil lead. So much so that you have nowhere to store it, so you hire me to use my crane and stack all of the pencil lead in tall piles and towers. You try to cancel the shipments, but it won't let you. You are soon broke because you kept hiring me to lift stuff with my crane and because you spent it all on pencil lead. Almost all of your stuff except the pencil lead is repossessed, including all of your pencils. You try and sell the lead, but nobody wants it. You decide to dump some of it in the closest river, and burn the rest. Unfortunately, doing so you violate EPA environmental regulations and go to jail. I wish for lots of traffic cones. Edited June 10, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic kerbal Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 I don’t understand I’m probably rlly stupid tho. I am a kerbal after all and not a perticually bright one at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kerbal Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Then be un-notbirghter I wish my wish to be corrupted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 24 minutes ago, Ben J. Kerman said: I wish for lots of traffic cones. Granted. But you receive so many traffic cones at one time from the sky, the sheer weight broke the boom of your crane and damaged your house. 25 minutes ago, Jurassic kerbal said: I’m probably rlly stupid tho. I am a kerbal after all and not a perticually bright one at that Not granted. negativity is a negative thing, you are great the way you are. Remember two things 1-Fake it until you make it and 2-Google is your friend. 6 minutes ago, Dr. Kerbal said: I wish my wish to be corrupted! Granted. The corrupt wish fairy descended but one of her wings cramped up and she landed in your toilet and got flushed before she could finish the wish. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 I wish for a few full pallets of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted. A semi backs up and you anxiously unload all your Monopoly money. I wish I hadn't forgotten to make my wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted, you made a wish and I corrupted it horribly. I wish for the Megathread to be unlocked, I know Dman-Whatever-numbers-it-was-in-his-username said it was temporary, but how temporary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted. It will be unlocked sometime in the future. I wish I could have 17 trillion Zimbabwe dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) Sure, but they immediately burst into flames because I don't know where Zimbabwe is (I will look it up) and because 17 trillion Zimbabwe dollars isn't that much. I wish for 200 pallets of Euros, and a forklift to move them all around. Edited June 10, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman It's in Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kerbal Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Dientus said: Granted. The corrupt wish fairy descended but one of her wings cramped up and she landed in your toilet and got flushed before she could finish the wish. 6 Even better! Now I wish for nothing and something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 25 minutes ago, Ben J. Kerman said: I wish for 200 pallets of Euros, and a forklift to move them all around. Granted, but you get 200 plates of Euros, and a Side dump to move them 2 minutes ago, Dr. Kerbal said: Now I wish for nothing and something. Granted. But the universe is Drestroyed. But then it comes back (Stop killing the universe people!) I wish I could land on laythe and come back home to kerbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kerbal Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Just now, Admiral Fluffy said: wish I could land on laythe and come back home to kerbin You diid. But when hitting the surface the Kerbin you spin widly and the capsule is now 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to the tenth power meters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 I wish you had made a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted: He made a wish that your wish would be corrupted and you all went poof in a puff of logic. I wish that @Ben J. Kerman looked into Angel-125's WildBlue industries mods and saw that there actually is a rather nice folding crane part that he could use in his game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted, but it is so glitchey he can’t use it. I wish I could find some more Deepslate copper ore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 but 1.17 haven't released yet. i wish there will be moar update fur ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, JB182 said: but 1.17 haven't released yet. i wish there will be moar update fur ksp OBJECTION! It has, just not in full. Granted, but they are backwards updates. I wish 1.17 would come out in full now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) but Mojang won't update it. oh yeah, BTW Minecaft will have 2 updates for 1.17 i wish fru a fruit Edited June 11, 2021 by JB182 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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