Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. Now it's made of nuclear salt water. 

I want a nuke- propelled orion spacecraft 

Edited November 5, 2022 by Abel Military Services
Get yourself a nuke new page

[kerbiloid]

Not granted. You ask @Nuke to propel it, but the orion seems being too heavy, so you have to push it yourself.

I wish for Kogwarts near the KSC.

[Ryaja]

Granted, they make cogs that give you warts.

 

I wish for 100 of every kind of Lego piece.

Edited November 5, 2022 by Ryaja
Forgot to wish for something

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Walking on the floor in the night got 100 times more comfortable.

I wish chess was not pieces but intact.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You now spend ages staring at a solid block, imagining what your moves might be.

I wish to get things left.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Reversed chirality,

I wish for the part #43 of the story I read.

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Wish status: Granted.
Wish status: Updated

I wish for the part #44 of the story I read.

Edited November 6, 2022 by kerbiloid

[Abel Military Services]

Why not read part #42? It's moar interesting! 

I want some Kodga. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But the Kodga we have may be not what you wish for.

I wish for an air shovel to dig pits in air.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. Here is one. You mean you can't see it? Of course you can't see it! 

I want a picture of the Big Brother. Full color. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But it's too big. This is one pixel of it:  .

I wish for Yoda speech.

 

[AlamoVampire]

Granted but speak only his language and not english you do.

i wish the void would take me. (dark i know)
 

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[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But you installed a mod and it takes you to the nether. 

I with for total nuclear strike. 

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get an entire mouth full of Pop Rocks popping candy and have a nuclear strike in your teeth.

I wish good was bad, bad was good, happy was sad, sad was happy.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But only for the nightclub privileged members.

I wish there was a portal to Narnia in the fridge.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, but all your food keeps getting stolen.

I wish Iberia kept their old livery.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. They do.

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I wish for better protons.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. Now protons are the size of Earth. 

I want a 10 million ton warhead. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Here is a shovel, start digging it out.

I wish the Baalbek Stones had become a spaceport again.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But The foundation found it and contained it. 

I wish for infinite SCP-500(a medicine that cures every disease)

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The Medical association sends a killer for you.

I wish for an electrino particle.

 

[ColdJ]

Granted: It is in the room with you. Have fun finding it.

I wish for the Kerbal Sub Program.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. There is a subway from one runway end to another.

I wish for railways in KSP.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. Now it's Kerbal subway program and no planes, no rockets, only boring subways. 

I want some food. 

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get something that some thing, thinks of as food.

I want some Mojo.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted but you get mojojojo.

i want my life to make sense

 

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