kerbiloid Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Granted. 9 hours ago, Scarecrow71 said: I wish I was Batman. Not for halloween, or in a movie, or a book, or a comic. But Batman, in real life. Granted. You bought a baseball bat. 3 hours ago, LHACK4142 said: I wish for a shelf. Granted. You are a continent. 3 hours ago, Abel Military Services said: I wish for Uranium-233 You need to contact Marvel, to get Thorium and irradiate him. I wish to go to kitchen for fried eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Granted, you reach the kitchen and become a fried egg. i wish to have a tuna sandwich. 021701252023 oh new page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Granted, but do it wise. Spoiler I wish tuna was tuned to have that oil instead of this oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Granted: A Piano Tuna changes the oil in your car. I wish to multitask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Granted. You take on an infinite number of tasks but become catatonically paralyzed and cannot function. i wish a happy wish of wishful happiness. 073101252023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Partially granted. The wishes and the happiness are incompatible, as any wish means that the happiness is not full. I wish for a Dr. Frankenstein's tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 (edited) Granted. In your backyard is a stack of boxes, one of which has the words "Dr. Frankenstein's Tower" painted haphazardly on one face. I wish to possess some of those boxes. Edited January 26, 2023 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Exploro said: Granted. In your backyard is a stack of boxes, one of which has the words "Dr. Frankenstein's Tower" painted haphazardly on one face. I wish to possess some of those boxes. Granted, the box you possess is on the top! yay! aaand now its raining.. also the cardboard boxes are not waterproof I wish for a fully functional, inert capital ship! (there are still many, MANY ways for this to go wrong) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Granted. You have a capital ship. Spoiler I wish to know, what are these strange sounds I'm hearing this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Granted. You hear the Mole People of Laythe coming to take their position as Chief Cheese. I wish I understood what I meant by my corruption. 0125001262023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Granted. 45 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: You hear the Mole People of Laythe You meant 6.022*1023 people of Laythe. I wish to know why Avogadro in English is just Avogadro, without any weird letter sequences, like Havogadreaux or so. I was really puzzled after watching how to write it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 (edited) Granted. A disgruntled Italian-plumber ascends from the plumbing in your bathroom, berates you for not realizing Avogadro's heritage while pummeling you with fire balls. Then, after inflicting substantial emotional damage and leaving you partially charred from the barrage of insults and fire, he departs back down the tube from whence he came. I wish for one Mole of Avocados. Edited January 26, 2023 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepres1s_Stuff Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Granted! You now have a mole made out of a mole of avocados. I wish for a way to be able to travel quickly in KSP without using mods or bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Granted. You become the time warp function in ksp. i wish to defeat the Cerberus Assembly before the Apogee Solstice happens and releases what ever is contained in Ruidus. 232701262023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Granted. But you forgot to accelerate at the apogee so you died due to falling into the atmosphere without a heat shield. I wish for a quick flight to Beijing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Granted. You open the game map and click. I wish to write in Tolkien runes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Granted. You lose the ability to write in any language other than Tolkien runes. I wish Return of the King - the movie - would have ended on the logical closing point instead of the 18 different endings they had after that. Who cares if Frodo goes with the Elves? And does anyone really believe that Bilbo had no idea what happened to the ring? Please. Just end it right after Frodo wakes up in bed all rested and such. Logical closing point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Granted. Frodo wakes up in bed all rested and such. He looks around and realizes that he is still in the Gollum's cave. Gollum jumps to him... The End. I wish Sauron had made a thousand of fake rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Granted. But he was dead, killed by the SWATs who are trying to caught him. I wish my flight to Beijing was safe. (I'm going to Beijing!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 37 minutes ago, Abel Military Services said: Granted. But he was dead, killed by the SWATs who are trying to caught him. I wish my flight to Beijing was safe. (I'm going to Beijing!) Granted, but Beijing was not safe from your flight and died. I wish for a yellow string for some odd reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Granted. I wish for a truck tricky track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 (edited) Granted, you get a music track that is 100 years long and all it says on repeat to the tune of never going to give you up is: truck tricky track. i wish i could rewrite existence to my OWN specifications to suit my own preferences. 235001272023 235401272023 Edited January 28, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Granted. But you created a paradox that threatened the timeline, so you're wiped out of the timeline. I wish I can have a nice trip. (I've just landed on Beijing!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 (First for real: enjoy your trip!) granted, your trip was so great it ended as you cleared passport control and you left with no memory of your trip! i wish to thanos snap this entire timeline away. Both he and altron were right. 014101282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepres1s_Stuff Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Granted! We are now back in time to the big bang. I wish for a way to skip through every single boring bit of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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