Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, you have a model of such made by calvin of calvin and hobbes covered in glue.

i wish i was the kurgan 

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Edited February 16, 2024 by AlamoVampire

[ColdJ]

Granted: You are, but nobody knows what or who that is.

I wish the human race didn't feel the need to destroy the world, just to prove how smart they are.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  They prove how smart they are by building world-destroying devices using new technology.

I wish people didn't feel the need to one-up others.

Edited February 21, 2024 by Scarecrow71

[kerbiloid]

Granted. They need to Seven-Up.

I wish they old videogames I was playing, including the one with Seven-Up caps on the beach, were still relevant.

 

Edited February 21, 2024 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

Granted: They are relevant to you.

I wish for a new text based adventure game.

[TwoCalories]

Granted. A new forum game is added.

I wish for cover fire on my position immediately.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. Assuming you're at your computer, it's now filled with bullet holes.

I wish I could fly a space shuttle.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are a space weaver.

I wish to have a jammer to jam the bread.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.

I wish to be a spaceball.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The gravitational constant lost the sign of its mantissa, it's 6.67*10¹¹, and you're a perfect ball of compressed water.

I wish I had an antigrav umbrella.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. You fly off into space.

I wish for a perfectly normal sandwich.

[Ryaja]

Granted, a perfectly normal sand Wich turns you into sand.

I wish for the ability to make any food nutritious and taste perfect.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Anything that was already food is nutrious and it all tastes like Mary Poppins. (she is practically perfect in evey way)

I wish 20 degree C cooler weather than it is now.

[Ryaja]

Granted it is now -16 degrees fahrenheit.

I wish for Utah weather to not be on drugs.(It'll go from 70 to -10 here from 12 - 5 pm.)

Edited February 29, 2024 by Ryaja

[GuessingEveryDay]

10 minutes ago, Ryaja said:

Granted it is now -16 degrees fahrenheit.

I wish for Utah weather to not be on drugs.(It'll go from 70 to -10 here from 12 - 5 pm.)

Granted, you now have Florida weather, and hurricanes teleport straight to Utah after finishing with the Southeast.

I wish that Russian tanks would stop being so good in War Thunder.

[Ryaja]

Granted, all the other tanks are bad now and Russian tanks are average compared to prenerfed tanks.

I wish to get stronger faster at the gym.

 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get stronger faster at the gym. It turns off when you are getting inside.
 

2 hours ago, GuessingEveryDay said:

you now have Florida weather, and hurricanes teleport straight to Utah after finishing with the Southeast.

Sand Sharks + Sharknado = new local climate there.

On 2/16/2024 at 7:21 AM, AlamoVampire said:

i wish i was the kurgan 

On 2/21/2024 at 3:02 AM, ColdJ said:

Granted: You are, but nobody knows what or who that is.

Nobody?

Spoiler

 

Luckily, MacLeod won, otherwise KSP could stay without music.

***

I wish to send a Highlander or two in an interstellar probes.

Edited February 29, 2024 by kerbiloid

[GuessingEveryDay]

9 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish to send a Highlander or two in an interstellar probes.

Wish granted, check back here in 3 or 4 million years to see if anyone found them.

I wish that ticketmaster would actually include the fees into the original cost.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. He draws another one with a pen.

I wish for real D&D dice.
Not gameboard D&D dice, but from the D&D itself, to roll them for various useful things.

[GuessingEveryDay]

4 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. He draws another one with a pen.

I wish for real D&D dice.
Not gameboard D&D dice, but from the D&D itself, to roll them for various useful things.

Granted, you get a D20 that has one 20 side, but the rest are 1-3. 40 Nat 20s in a row does give you immortality. Enjoy some epic failures.

I wish for BAZINGA

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get a sniggering Sheldon.

I wish a Penny for my thoughts.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You move to Penny Sylvania.

I wish Austria and Australia were the same.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  Germany wins World War 2, primarily by taking the Soviet Union and expanding South from there into China.  With most of eastern Asia conquered, it becomes extra easy to annex Australia, which is formally renamed as Austria-Elasia.

I wish that last wish wasn't so easy to corrupt.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Hitler dies while serving in WW1 and so never gets a chance to plot all the political plots that brought him to power. Also the treaty of Versailles wasn't as harsh, so the people of Germany didn't feel so wronged and went on to peacefully rebuild without thoughts of revenge.

I wish the general populace had a better grasp of history and cause and effect.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. Everyone studies history so obsessively now that society collapses.

I wish I never had to shovel my driveway again.