Iapetus7342 Posted April 6, 2024 Share Posted April 6, 2024 Were-walrus is only popular for a day or 2 before dying off rapidly. I wish we had other solar systems close to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted April 6, 2024 Share Posted April 6, 2024 Granted. Earth collides with no less than 16 different exoplanets, and many objects are catapulted away at high velocities by the 43 other stars swirling around the place. I wish the speed of light was infinite so that we didn't have to bother with relativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 7, 2024 Share Posted April 7, 2024 Granted: Every star burns out in minutes and the universe dies. I wish for the human race to see the big picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 7, 2024 Share Posted April 7, 2024 Granted. After seeing that, the human race is not human anymore. By ramming the iceberg, Titanic deflected it from the whole continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted April 8, 2024 Share Posted April 8, 2024 Granted, even though you didn't make a wish. AGAIN. So while the iceberg is pushed off course and misses the north American continent, the Titanic still sinks. I wish for a nice ham sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted April 8, 2024 Share Posted April 8, 2024 It has food poisoning :p i wish i had money to afford the following images (I’ll add them later I’m on mobile at the time of this posting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted April 9, 2024 Share Posted April 9, 2024 Granted. At the time of this wish granting, there are no images. No images = no money. I wish I could have viewed the solar eclipse without the need for protective eyewear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 9, 2024 Share Posted April 9, 2024 Granted. You are riding the Voyager-1. I wish both Voyagers returned home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted April 10, 2024 Share Posted April 10, 2024 (edited) Granted. They do so at 99.9999999999999999999% c and obliterate the Earth in an expanding bubble of plasma and fusion. I wish I had remembered to make a wish before I had to edit this comment to add a wish. Edited April 10, 2024 by Kimera Industries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted April 11, 2024 Share Posted April 11, 2024 Granted, but it didn't actually get you to make the wish. You remembered you had to, but you didn't do it. I wish I could edit every post on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 11, 2024 Share Posted April 11, 2024 Granted: The moderators get annoyed and ban you for life. I wish for cash for comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted April 11, 2024 Share Posted April 11, 2024 Sure, you have to pay a thousand dollars for each of the posts you've made. I wish for no more calculus homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 11, 2024 Share Posted April 11, 2024 Granted. You suddenly wake up. "So, mister student, in which way had the Shui Hu Zhuan novel affect the poems of early Shakespeare? Please, tell us." I wish for anti-laziness pills to stand up and go to the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted April 11, 2024 Share Posted April 11, 2024 Granted, but you're too lazy to take them. I wish for the end of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 12, 2024 Share Posted April 12, 2024 Granted. You become 1d, living in a 1-bit-long world. You easily reach the opposite end. I wish to know, if the South tower of our school always had two main storeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 12, 2024 Share Posted April 12, 2024 Granted: The first story is of an Evil Princess that had imprisoned a Good Sorcerer in the tower. The second story was of a heroic Barmaid who came to rescue a Dragon from the tower. I wish for more creative stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted April 12, 2024 Share Posted April 12, 2024 Granted, but they aren't shared with you. I wish those stories were shared with ColdJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 15, 2024 Share Posted April 15, 2024 Granted: I get all the movie rights. I wish for more players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 15, 2024 Share Posted April 15, 2024 Granted. Everyone creates two more user accounts. I wish for Fallout parts and decorations in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idkgeek Posted April 15, 2024 Share Posted April 15, 2024 Granted. Kerbals will have to use bdarmory weaponry you defend against an invasion of fallout characters if you win the last soldiers will give you parts of their broken weaponry as form of surrender. Wish Matt lowne double dupes us by playing the real rss when everyone thinks that it will be another joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted April 15, 2024 Share Posted April 15, 2024 Granted, but the video isn't available. I wish SpaceX could prototype as rapidly as they wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted April 15, 2024 Share Posted April 15, 2024 (edited) Granted, but prototypes will fail very frequently in increasingly absurd ways. I wish for a (non-canon) Bluey crossover. Edited April 15, 2024 by BA-Forums non canon clarification Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 16, 2024 Share Posted April 16, 2024 Granted: Bluey gets cross at Bingo for crossing the road crosseyed without looking both ways. I wish they would broadcast "The Sign" again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted April 16, 2024 Share Posted April 16, 2024 Granted, but they only broadcast it using modified Sputniks, which gives it a speed that makes dial-up look like the SR-71. I wish for a thread on this forum dedicated to Bluey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted April 16, 2024 Share Posted April 16, 2024 Granted. The thread is locked and deleted before anyone can even read it. I wish for a thread dedicated to the awesomeness of Bruce Campbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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