RandomGuy1824

Steal the cookie game

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I enhance my mental abilities in order to teleport the cookie to my hand 

MY COOKIE

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Now you need a surgeon to extract the cookie from you hand.
Be careful with teleportation spells.

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I shoot a rocket at the surgeon that is needed to extract the cookie and takr it by force

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An anti-jedi protection blocks the force. The surgeon still owns the cookie.

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I will go back to Earth, find my abandoned Delorian, go back in time and become a professional surgeon. Then I will disguise as your doctor, and when I will remove the cookie from @kerbiloid's head and he will say: "The surgeon still owns the cookie."  I will remove my disguise, say "Damn right I do" and run off laughing maniacally.

 

MY COOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE

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(record scratch)

But wait!

You can't run, You don't have legs! You have wheels!

You stay in place, And I take the cookie from the robotic arm you hold it with.

My cookie now!

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but I delete Wii

MY COOKIE!!!

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I briefly become you and willingly donate the cookie to @Rover 6428. I also sign a legal document stating that the cookie is legally mine and I have all power over it. 
After using the true horror of legal formalities I turn back into myself and declare that anybody else who has a cookie but me shall be prosecuted for plagiarism.

MY COOKIE

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I think I am a cookie therefore I am a cookie

my cookie

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Yeah, but Master of Oz has 4200 attack points.

My cookie.

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odin is displeased with your ownership on the cookie. he throws his spear at you causing you to drop the cookie he then defenestrates master of oz while I take the cookie

 

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A wannabe urban mage casts the spell of Spell, and Gungnir gets re-spelled into a "gang near".
The gang's cookie.

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He rolls a one. My cookie.

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You trip and accidentally throw the cookie, and I catch it. 

My cookie

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