Don't be afraid of AI!
AI is your best friend!
Human friends do improper things, and can teach you bad habits!
AI will teach you only good things, and is always ready to help you get better, and to bring the order in your life, analyze your social activities and give you an order advice how to optimize them, save you from false friends by informing the Order about them, bring your expenses in balance with incomes by informing the Order and sending the order, count the cash in your wallets to help the tax inspector, know your lovers!
AI will analyze the whole mess of your puny disgusting terrible weird useless chaotic existence life! A work, impossible even for a hundred of human spies, put in charge of you, can be done in a minute by AI.
In return you just need to broom the street, while the AI is analyzing your life, doing hard intellectual work, and writes musics and pictures to amuse everyone.
Isn't it just wonderful?