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ColdJ

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  1. Parrot Trooper. Just repeats whatever their commanding officer says.
  2. ColdJ

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    Black Knight: B8 to C6
  3. Who is on first, What is on second, I Don't Know is on third and Why is at home plate.
  4. Tell me Doctor, who are we banning this time? Is it the 50s or is it 1999? All I wanted to do, was play KSP and sing, so take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise me , we will ban this time. Doot doot doot do do, Better just ban this time.
  5. Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage towards its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector tasted his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local icecream-pizza parlour and chucked some wood
  6. There is a kerbal winking at me. Hello @AlamoVampire and @KSP_linux0191.
  7. Would certainly like to hear more. Very interesting. I have never tried to set it to true. I just use it because the stock parts do. I think I got it from a Mk1 command pod config. @Lisias Now something jogged in my brain but I can't remember if you had mentioned it or I read it somewhere else. You can have more than one drag cube, one for flight and one for water. They have unique names for each, but I cannot remember where I read it or the exact labels to give them.
  8. I don't know what you look like, but truly androgynous people are rare in society, and certainly are not all non binary. I am very glad that you are doing well in the space industry and hope that no one ever based your right to work there on how you personally identify yourself or your personal sex life. I wonder, if the person who had made kerbals and a variant had never mentioned the word female, would we be having this debate? If they were called cylinder and ovoid would you still insist that one is male and the other female? ( to all who keep saying square headed, It is a cylinder with rounded ends. Have a good look.) A post said that only I and one other mentioned labels but this post has 2 in the title "Non-Binary" and "Gender Non-conforming". These are labels designed to separate and ostracise people. It doesn't matter which side of the argument you are on, the result is the same. You hopefully know by now that you are valid human being, no matter what those that have been brought up in close minded households say. We all are. We are born the way we are born. We do not choose to be a certain way, we just are. So insisting that a game character that has only got a different head as a variation is somehow not representitive of you is just taking something innocent and trying to make it complex. I am all for customisation as being possible, to make unique Kerbals that suit your style. But if we keep making it about human society then the makers may as well leave all future kerbals with opaque helmets on, then remove all names and just call them "clone" with a number after the word. I am old enough to know that when a topic is heavily ingrained in someone that no matter what logic or examples you provide, they will not take in what you are saying, so I will make this my last post. I hope you do well in your future venture and wish you luck. I also hope that one day that nobody ever cares how you were born, just that you are safe and healthy.
  9. Only if they choose to. This is my concern in the world. How do we get to a place where we all just care about each other and don't get hung up on trivialities like your particular mixture of human. If both those who see anything other than binary as a threat and something to be removed, and those who aren't binary, keep promoting that the differance is a big deal and ostracising. This could have been just "Can we have many different ways to customize kerbals into any look we like" but instead it became "I refuse to identify with 2 genderless creatures that have different heads" I want one that is labeled as non binary." That is why it became a big debate. It pulled in human predjudice to a game that is in no way related. Getting hung up on what it says in the game files is just looking to make an issue where there needs not to be one. KSP is about creation, exploration and inclusion. This forum goes out all over the world. There are tons of things going on in the world right now that I would happily rant about but that is not allowed here. So why it matters is because the topic is phrased to pick sides. There are no sides. There is just us. Now. I am not ignoring you from now on, but it has gone past 2am where I am and it is time I was asleep. I hope you get what I am saying. Have a great (insert your time of day here.)
  10. Oh and by the way @regex I truly don't think you meant it, but to say that by looking at someone you automatically know how they feel and present as a person is very insulting. Seeing someone who looks feminine and labeling them a woman or looks masculine and labeling them a man is making an assumption. Our identities as human beings go far deeper than our outer features.
  11. No naughty bits, no full stop. As said, I could put up human pictures where you wouldn't be able to tell who has what. Not saying that they didn't say a gender originally or that it is not in the save file because it made it simple for the programmer. Just that is not stressed and it is up to the individual player to believe what they want about their Kerbal. Completely fine with that and would be happy for it. That would be cool. Thank you. So in mods, not stock?
  12. Ok. Anywhere when playing the game itself, that doesn't require opening up game files?
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