Steal the cookie game

[Lapis]

I enhance my mental abilities in order to teleport the cookie to my hand 

MY COOKIE

[kerbiloid]

Now you need a surgeon to extract the cookie from you hand.
Be careful with teleportation spells.

[Regor]

I shoot a rocket at the surgeon that is needed to extract the cookie and takr it by force

[kerbiloid]

An anti-jedi protection blocks the force. The surgeon still owns the cookie.

[Rover 6428]

I will go back to Earth, find my abandoned Delorian, go back in time and become a professional surgeon. Then I will disguise as your doctor, and when I will remove the cookie from @kerbiloid's head and he will say: "The surgeon still owns the cookie."  I will remove my disguise, say "Damn right I do" and run off laughing maniacally.

 

MY COOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE

[SuperMiiBrother]

(record scratch)

But wait!

You can't run, You don't have legs! You have wheels!

You stay in place, And I take the cookie from the robotic arm you hold it with.

My cookie now!

[Rover 6428]

but I delete Wii

MY COOKIE!!!

[SuperMiiBrother]

I'm not a Wii! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! IM NOT A WII!

It's still my cookie.

[kerbiloid]

It steals your cookie.

Its cookie.

[Rover 6428]

I briefly become you and willingly donate the cookie to @Rover 6428. I also sign a legal document stating that the cookie is legally mine and I have all power over it. 
After using the true horror of legal formalities I turn back into myself and declare that anybody else who has a cookie but me shall be prosecuted for plagiarism.

MY COOKIE

[0111narwhalz]

I wait for your copyright to lapse to public domain.

LibreCookie

[kerbiloid]

I fork the LibreCookie.

Now there are two incompatible freeware cookies.

[Lapis]

I think I am a cookie therefore I am a cookie

my cookie

[roboslacker]

Yeah, but Master of Oz has 4200 attack points.

My cookie.

[Lapis]

odin is displeased with your ownership on the cookie. he throws his spear at you causing you to drop the cookie he then defenestrates master of oz while I take the cookie

 

[kerbiloid]

A wannabe urban mage casts the spell of Spell, and Gungnir gets re-spelled into a "gang near".
The gang's cookie.

[Kernel Kraken]

He rolls a one. My cookie.

[53miner53]

You trip and accidentally throw the cookie, and I catch it. 

My cookie

[kerbiloid]

The cookie impulse throws you into space.

[Kernel Kraken]

I tie several coconuts to some African swallows with strands of creeper and use them to bomb you, having them pick up the cookie and bring it to me.

[The_Arcitect]

One of your frainds stole the cookie and gave it to me.

Now I put it in a bunker.

[StrandedonEarth]

You guys are all cookie rookies. This is how it’s done...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/cookie-theft-peachland-bliss-bakery-1.4993715

 

[Fraston]

I’m a professional cookie-eater. I gobble down the cookie and then dispel my corpearal form into pure energy, and the resulting explosion is comparable to a thermonuclear device. I place my soul into 14 cookies, and the malignant treats tear down society. 

My 14 “Cookruxes.”

Edited January 30, 2019 by Fraston

[GRS]

I used the power of the Legendary Heaven-Piercing Drill to kill them all and get rid of your souls before exorcising it, then ate all of those cookies.

[KerballingSmasher]

I simply open the jar. My cookie...