Weirdest Quotes!

[RealKerbal3x]

Carl Sagan is God.

-A shirt that my dad’s friend has. 

EDIT: A third page appears!

Edited July 20, 2019 by RealKerbal3x

[JERONIMO]

The foundation of golden quotes, write the most "amazing" quotes...

"I love me the best for ever"

- Fortniter, (c) FGQ.

[kerbiloid]

(silence)
Chell, Portal.

Edited July 29, 2019 by kerbiloid

[cubinator]

"Is Pluto a star?"

-unknown,

but yes this is real

Edited July 30, 2019 by cubinator

[Gargamel]

"Overlapping Threads have been Merged" - @Vanamonde

[Fraston]

"This is bad and you should feel bad"

-youtuber's comment on a megalovania but the beats are swapped video.

[Dman979]

"Don't Click This!"

- NASI Director

[roboslacker]

"You're a payphone is disguise"

A 4koma I did a few weeks ago.

[kerbiloid]

"Bleep."

R2D2

[Guest]

“We going to be flying spaceships in a couple of months yo” (even though they still in pieces on the ground with no tanks or engines or RCS and I’m assuming lacking most plumbing and electrical systems. XD)

-Elon

Edited August 4, 2019 by Guest

[bootsam]

Save time counting to 10 by starting at 4. If you're in a real hurry, start at 5.

[cubinator]

Maybe you're a clone

You'll never be alone

There's so many of you

There's nothing you can do!

-Creepio

[FahmiRBLX]

"HATE this place"

-Timothy Myers, Dweller of Vault 300-

[StrandedonEarth]

"Now where on Earth did I park my spaceship?" - me

[Dman979]

"Someone needs to quote this"

-Deddly

[FahmiRBLX]

"Counterfeiting will study"

-Box for a China-made USB Fan I've found in my cousin's house-

Spoiler

Seriously. That made me cringe.

[I'll post the picture of it whenever I'm staying my cousin's house]

[KerballingSmasher]

"Hippity Hoppity, remove their chests from their toppities." -My weird random friends after talking about decapitation and how it was such a fun way to die

[cubinator]

3 hours ago, Kerballing (Got Dunked On) said:

 decapitation and how it was such a fun way to die

X to doubt

[Fraston]

ARGH! I have a great one but it has very strong language and needs it to make sense.

I’ll have to settle for something a little less hilarious, about the same game: “So, I don’t know about you, but in my first playthrough, I was strolling through the Greenpath, trying not to fall in acid and not paying attention to much else. So you could imagine my surprise when this chick in a skirt appears in front of me, angrily tells me that I have been stalking her, and challenges me to a nail(sword)fight.” -Shots, 2019

[GRS]

First !

-Retards

First !

-Retards

[Fraston]

*Door slams open* Where’s the goddamn M O N E Y

-Bank Bill, 2019

Edited December 2, 2019 by Fraston