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[adsii1970]

@BuranAce  Tropico.

What do you think makes the perfect additive to make club soda taste better?

[BuranAce]

Pee for sure

What do you think of orphans?

Edited September 1, 2021 by BuranAce

[Stormpilot]

Delicious

What happened when you last tried to board a moving freight train?

Edited August 17, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Deddly]

@Stormpilot I ran out of fingers.

Most of the world's population is transported to Mars, but you are left on your own. What is your first thought?

Edited August 17, 2021 by Deddly
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[Maria Sirona]

5 hours ago, Deddly said:

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Have some peace and quiet from my kids

 

How fast is should a person go get a COVID-19 vaccination again?

Edited August 17, 2021 by Maria Sirona
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[Fraston]

1.5-2 km per second, if I rember correctly

 

 

What is your favorite dietary supplement?

Edited August 18, 2021 by Fraston

[Stormpilot]

Cake mix.

How fast do cars in you town go?

Edited August 17, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Maria Sirona]

Around three and a half kilometers per hour

 

 

How to use a shoe?

Edited August 17, 2021 by Maria Sirona
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[Deddly]

@Maria Sirona Step on it.

 

What is your favourite song by Weird Al Yankovic? 

Edited August 18, 2021 by Deddly
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[Stormpilot]

Eat it. Duh.

What did you eat for breakfast?

Edited August 18, 2021 by Stormpilot

[adsii1970]

Concrete.

@Stormpilot in a sense, I did have concrete this morning. I had instant grits, bit because of my child, they cooled off before I finished them... 

What kind of rocket fuel should Blue Origins consider using in their next vehicle launch?

[Stormpilot]

@adsii1970 Chicken noodle soup

what type of material is your living room floor made of?

Edited August 18, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Maria Sirona]

Wood

 

 

How hot is she?

Edited August 19, 2021 by Maria Sirona

[Deddly]

@Maria Sirona Either really hot or super hot depending on which part you mean. 

I think the doctors might know what this giant orange and turquoise stripey lump is on my nose. Will their diagnosis make me happy? 

Edited August 19, 2021 by Deddly
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[CFYL]

No. They get specific answers.

What is the temperature of your oven when you make grilled chicken?

Edited August 19, 2021 by AllenLi

[Maria Sirona]

 

On 8/19/2021 at 1:41 PM, AllenLi said:

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Absolute zero

 

 

Where is Tanegashima space centre

Edited August 20, 2021 by Maria Sirona
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[Deddly]

@Maria Sirona I don't know, but I know that the capital is Paris.

I just heard that SpaceX has hired Danny2462 as chief engineer. Is this a good move, do you think? 

Edited August 19, 2021 by Deddly
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[Fraston]

Maybe. Depends if there are any critical problems.

 

What is your favorite type of cake frosting?

Edited August 20, 2021 by Fraston

[Souptime]

Tile, but sometimes hard wood or concrete

 

What is your opinion on people who say anchovies are their favorite food?

[Maria Sirona]

On 8/20/2021 at 2:27 AM, Souptime said:

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Heretics

 

 

What does a skull say to the brain inside it

Edited August 21, 2021 by Maria Sirona

[Hyperspace Industries]

@Maria Sirona

NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Note, I was just following orders.)

How many hours have you played ksp today?

Edited August 20, 2021 by Hyperspace Industries
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[RealKerbal3x]

@Hyperspace Industries No idea, probably well over a thousand at this point.

What planet is the easiest to drop into the Sun?

Edited August 20, 2021 by RealKerbal3x
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[Maria Sirona]

@RealKerbal3x

Kerbin. Ya ignite the engine, ya shut down the engine.

 

 

Where can i not get corona

Edited August 23, 2021 by Maria Sirona
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[Souptime]

Hospitals

 

What are your favorite  things to eat in a landfill?

Edited August 23, 2021 by Souptime

[Deddly]

@Souptime Pineapple, kiwi, grapes and raisins.

Is it true that you survived being shipwrecked and marooned on a desert island by cannibalising the other passengers?

Edited August 23, 2021 by Deddly
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