Famous Last Words

[Kimera Industries]

"Come on, it's basically just screenshots, right? ... Right...?"

Trying to make a stock Starship.

Edited December 16, 2023 by Kimera Industries
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW *gaasp* PAAAAAAAGE

[AlamoVampire]

Gonna see if i can fix this horrific thing. Whats the worst I can do? <ends the universe as starship simply decides it shouldnt exist and forces division by zero>
 

making hamburgers

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[TwoCalories]

"Just a touch of olive oil-"

Misplacing the lamb sauce.

[TwoCalories]

"WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAAUUUCCCEE?!?!?!?"

Reviving a buried forum game and double-posting at the same time.

Edited December 29, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Kimera Industries]

"Surely this won't be flagged as a 'bump' post, right?"

Spending several hours on getting a 'perfect' chain of gravity assist at Jool, only to reload an earlier save and find a much simpler path that should have been quite obvious.

[ColdJ]

I am sure that wasting all those hours won't cost me later.

I think I will go see the fireworks in person.

[Akagi]

Nothing ever goes wrong, right?!

M1A2 SEP Abrams main battle tank

Edited January 5 by Akagi

[AlamoVampire]

Ooh that looks fun. I think ill throw these odd rocks at it!

Blasting Mozart at full volume in a library

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[TwoCalories]

"Classical music is relaxing, and fit for a library, right?"

Roasting an F/A-18E Super Hornet.

[Kimera Industries]

"Come on, TwoCal can't love and support it that much, can he?"

Going down the Wikipedia rabbit hole. 

[TwoCalories]

"Wikipedia is surely a good way to quickly get information!"

Hacking into the NORAD missile launch interfaces thinking it'll be like in the action movies, where it's literally like a video game or something. "Enter password!" "No need to enter the target coordinates, we know exactly where you want it to hit!" "Launch codes? Physical keys that need to entered? Pssh!"

Spoiler

"It looks like you're trying to launch a missile at a the protagonists. Would you like my help?" "Yes/No"

 

Edited January 20 by TwoCalories

[ColdJ]

I am sure that connecting the launch computer to the internet so I can work from home, won't be a problem.

Inventing the first matter transporter.

[Royalswissarmyknife]

"I think the first thing I will test on is myself."

Flying a F/A-18C

[ColdJ]

I have built one of these in KSP, can't be that hard to fly.

Designing a Kit Plane.

[Royalswissarmyknife]

"I think I got every thing I needed to build this right?"

Building a big orange rocket.

[tremonthedgehog]

"surely we will not have to worry about metal fatigue or other problems"

playing KSP2

[Kimera Industries]

"What's that sound? Is that a jet overhead, or, NO WAIT IT'S MY PC-"

Forgetting to have a scenario for the next user to create a famous last word for.

Edited January 23 by Kimera Industries
Oops.

[Royalswissarmyknife]

"Did I forget something in my post? Oh well it will be fine."

Having a jet overhead.

[ColdJ]

I am sure the aircon will kick in any moment now.

Planning a holiday.

[Akagi]

Airline fares should be decent, right?

Naming an area on the Mun

[SkyFall2489]

I'm sure this won't cause any legal issues whatsoever-*angry lawyer sounds*

Attempting to interact with another human

[Akagi]

Hello Jared, would you like to see my 1:1 scale replica of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant? *Jared runs away screaming*

Attempting not to interact with another human

[SkyFall2489]

"Alright, this 1:1 scale replica of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant should be perfect, I'll finally get some peace and quiet-"
*person from previous post arrives*

 

Attempting to interact with something that isn't human

[TwoCalories]

"ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Spoiler

"..."

Engaging an F/A-18E Super Hornet Block III equipped with a Block II IRST, enclosed weapon pods, and air-to-air missiles (radar guided and heat seeking).

[AstroWolfie]

I think it's a good idea to visit the Mona Lisa today!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mona-lisa-splattered-soup-latest-target-climate-activists-rcna136043