OrdinaryKerman Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 It's been disarmed, don't worry. It is fully fueled though. WAITER! There's a sounding rocket parachute module in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Waiter! There’s a soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 You ordered our new Mobius Soup! Half off this week only. Waiter, there's a crane in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Waiter! There is a @Souptime in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Kerman Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Waiter! There is a S3 KS-25x4 "Mammoth" Liquid Fuel Engine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Kerbal Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Excuse me, but it appears there is a crewed Acapello rocket in my chicken soup. I have a sneaking suspicion it’s inedible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 It's made from saltine crackers but quite tasty. Waiter! There is a rubber tire in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollectingSP Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Waiter! There’s an RS-88 in my soup! On 6/16/2021 at 10:19 PM, Stormpilot said: Waiter! There’s a soup in my soup! Yes so true lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 On 6/18/2021 at 5:08 PM, Dientus said: Waiter! There is a rubber tire in my soup! Add 3 and call it a car. Waiter! There's a Lechina Empire in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souptime Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Enough tomfoolery, evacuate the porridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Waiter: Sorry, that is breakfast soup. Customer: Waiter there is a quantum singularity in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kerbal Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Waiter: Here. Customer: Waiter! There's a one eyed octopus with 100 tentacles and it terrorizing me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Thats just the Kraken, wait for soup version 1.12.3 and it will be gone Waiter! There's a piece of yarn in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Waiter! There’s a cat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 We signed a contract with the local animal shelter. All soup orders come with a free cat! Waiter! There is nothing in this bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Waiter:The bowl is edible and the main course. Customer: Waiter there is a stormpilot riding a cat on a surfboard spiraling down the quantum singularity in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Wait! There’s some @Souptimein my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Waiter: Sorry I was out of the room and that is why I remained silent in @Admiral Fluffy's post. @Stormpilot was catching some knarley waves. Customer: Waiter there is a gold spoon in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 (edited) Well, what are you complaining for? Sell it! Waiter! There is a kraken in my soup! Edited July 9, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 (edited) Waiter, that’s not a moon, that’s a Death Star in my soup! Edited July 9, 2021 by Stormpilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Waiter: Sorry I keep stepping out of the room. It is ok @Ben J. Kerman it was just keeping warm. Waiter: @Stormpilot That's no Death Star that's a meatball. Customer: Waiter there is a mocking turtle in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Waiter: Well the mockingbird can't swim. Customer: Waiter, there are added wheat and water constituents in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Sorry, that soup was intended for an added wheat and water constituents customer. Waiter, there is SCP-173 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 (edited) Waiter: That is actually a Weeping Angel from Doctor Who. Don't Blink. Customer: There is a T.A.R.D.I.S in my soup. Edited July 10, 2021 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Waiter: That’s a police box Customer: waiter there’s a megathread in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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