Untrue Fact Telling Machine

[ColdJ]

If you hold your breath, close your eyes and take 1 step sideways, you are now in the next closest parrallel dimension.

[Dientus]

When you do that, you have to be sure to put your left leg out. Then your left leg back in, then your left leg out, then you do the hokey pokey to get back.

[ColdJ]

Do the following to travel to another planet.

A jump to the left and then a step to the right, with your hands on your hips, just bend your knees in time, And then a pelvic thrust to really drive you insane. Lets do the time warp again.

[kerbiloid]

Do you know that you can use chilli in rocket engines to ignite the fuel?

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Did you know that you can get more science if you Eva a kerbal while in Jool's atmosphere? The thin atmosphere will do nothing!

Edited July 25, 2021 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[Dientus]

Did you know that when you enter a black holes event horizon you will be teleported to a place with cave men and women and dinosaurs because they all lived together at one time.

[kerbiloid]

Don't believe him, it's just a library.

[iamn00b]

did you know that newton got a concussion from the coconut that hit his head?

[Stormpilot]

Pizzas were originally called big Italian cookies.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

The Burgers are made in Hamburg

[kerbiloid]

Only their ham part.

[Dientus]

Did you know that red is really green? The names got changed up when they translated old language to new language

[kerbiloid]

A tomato is an official standard of both red and green in design.

[JB182]

the tallest building in the world is not Burj Khalifa, but a house owned by the poorest man.

[Dientus]

If you offer milk to the Moon when it is full it will turn into cheese the next day

[The Dressian Exploder]

Cellular phones will not give you cancer, only hepatitis.

While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.

Dental floss has incredible tensile strength.

The square root of rope is string.

[kerbiloid]

Cellular phones cause cellulite.

Don't believe?
Look around.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

Mind blowing fact:

All of the facts from the untrue fact telling machine are 100% true.

[Stormpilot]

Cats use the force

[Dientus]

Oily fish are actually not good for maintaining brain health and development.

 

[Admiral Fluffy]

THE CAKE ISN’T A LIE!

[kerbiloid]

7 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said:

THE CAKE ISN’T A LIE!

The cake isn't what?

"THE CAKE ISN’T ALIVE!" ?
"THE CAKE ISN’T ALIEN!" ?

And who what is that Cake?

Edited January 28, 2022 by kerbiloid

[Toasty Dyna-Soar]

If you put Jeb in a rocket, he might, *just might* not crash so called rocket.

[Abel Military Services]

If you drink bone soup you can judge other people using Sans power.

[SkyFall2489]

Did you know that you know this?

On 1/27/2022 at 9:36 PM, kerbiloid said:

And who what is that Cake?

"the cake is a lie" is a reference to the puzzle game Portal 2, made by Valve. (actual fact)

Edited February 27, 2022 by SkyFall2489