JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted, but ebay also vanishes into the void I wish to give a star landable terrain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. You have a crystal star. I wish the free account I have allowed > 2 GB/month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You have a crystal star. I wish the free account I have allowed > 2 GB/month. Granted. your free account is over 2 exabites, but it completely bogs down the planetary network and is therefore worthless.z I wish people put more easter eggs on their modded planets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. They start putting wester, norther, and souther eggs. I wish there was a chicken hatched from the easter egg at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. They start putting wester, norther, and souther eggs. I wish there was a chicken hatched from the easter egg at least once. Granted, but now they wont stop appearing and the entire planet in under a kilometer of chicken I wish for a rocket sled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. You have a deer sled and a big bag of beans. I wish moose were elks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 31 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You have a deer sled and a big bag of beans. I wish moose were elks. Granted, but every single animal shifted by one, so moose are indeed elks, but somehow, every single ant in the anthill 30 feet away from you turns into an elephant, resulting in kraken attacks that were unheard of. I wish for a...hmm.. an inert cupcake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. You inhale a helium cupcake. I wish for inert fluorine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 2 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You inhale a helium cupcake. I wish for inert fluorine. Granted, but it is in its gaseous state and floats away while doing nothing else whatsoever I wish for inert antimatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 (edited) Granted. But we'll give you 100% enriched antiuranium and boom. I wish for 114514 Edited January 16, 2023 by Abel Military Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Just now, Abel Military Services said: Granted. But if you did that, you will be insane and start randomly killing people. I wish for 114514 Granted, but it decays into 113513 and explodes, destroying the planet I wish for ksp2 to be optimized on release Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Granted. They optimized it for quantum computers. I wish for biogas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Granted: You eat alot of beans and have biogas for days. I wish a planet in the shape of a Mobius strip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Granted. You are in the Marvel universe. I wish for right prepositions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Granted. All prepositions, in all languages, are now on the right side of all sentences. This makes most languages unusable, and all of them incomprehensible. Nice job; you've effectively destroyed communications on Earth. I wish to have an eidetic memory, but only for the purposes of recalling specific passages from any of William Shakespeare's works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Granted. You have gotten the "eidetic" memory but only to realise that it's named so for its real owner, Eidolon, the Third of the Serpent Riders. Spoiler I wish to play Witch Haven I & II again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 15 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You have gotten the "eidetic" memory but only to realise that it's named so for its real owner, Eidolon, the Third of the Serpent Riders. Reveal hidden contents I wish to play Witch Haven I & II again. Granted, but those two games has every single one of its levels flooded with at least 10km of witches I wish for a.. well I guess a.. hmm.. ah! I wish for an SSTO that can get to orbit around any body! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Granted, it can reach orbit on any human body. I wish for some intelligent soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Just now, Nazalassa said: Granted, it can reach orbit on any human body. I wish for some intelligent soup Granted, but it just starts having some deep conversations about life with you. Oh and it explodes if you try to consume it I wish for easy ksp2 modding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Granted, it's easy for any intelligent soup, but not for humans. You didn't specified to who it needs to be easy. I wish for a never-sliding lander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 27 minutes ago, Nazalassa said: Granted, it's easy for any intelligent soup, but not for humans. You didn't specified to who it needs to be easy. I wish for a never-sliding lander. Granted, but the lander is bigger than the object it is designed to land on, so the object slides on the lander instead of the other way around! I wish for.. uhm... sentient soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Just now, JcoolTheShipbuilder said: Granted, but the lander is bigger than the object it is designed to land on, so the object slides on the lander instead of the other way around! Haha Just now, JcoolTheShipbuilder said: I wish for.. uhm... sentient soup @Souptime we need you I wish for a working vent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepres1s_Stuff Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Granted, but a Teletubby without arms and a head comes out of the vent and kills you (i'm sorry i just had to make this joke) i wish for ksp on the gameboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souptime Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 2 hours ago, JcoolTheShipbuilder said: I wish for.. uhm... sentient soup Right here! Granted, but it's version 0.7.3 and runs at 1 frame per minute I wish for a delicous meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Souptime said: Right here! Granted, but it's version 0.7.3 and runs at 1 frame per minute I wish for a delicous meal lol Granded, but the meal is sentient I wish to be able to launch 5000 part crafts without turning my game into a slideshow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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