Scarecrow71 Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) Granted. One bottle of Pepto-Bismol, just for you. I wish more people would wish for stuff I know nothing about so I have to go look it up. Like bismuth. That was interesting! And look! A new page! Edited January 7, 2023 by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Granted. I wish I can produce moar casimir effect converters so I can get free energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepres1s_Stuff Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Granted! Unfortunately, it broke the laws of physics and now everyone's dead. I wish for 10 wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 On 4/10/2012 at 12:19 PM, vexx32 said: Be careful what you wish for... Basically, in your post, you grant the wish of the user who posted before you... but you corrupt it, so that the outcome is undesirable. Make it creative! Then, just make a random wish. There aren't many rules, but there needs must be some: Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.') No double-posting, and no exceptions. Do not derail the thread by continual posting of irrelevant material and/or repeated and refined/similar wishes. a) Only one wish per post is permitted, and it must not have extra conditions or additional events not implied in the initial phrasing. (e.g., you cannot say "I wish I had a cake that can't explode on me.", but you can say "I wish I had an inert cake.") If this rule is overlooked, the conditions applied by additional wording in the wish should be ignored. Do not make wishes that would overrule moderation decision on the forum, e.g., "I wish [user] hadn't been banned", "I wish my thread hadn't been moved", etc. If you have a gripe, take it up with the moderation team directly. As an example: Person 1: 'I wish I was a fish.' Person 2: 'Granted, but you are in the process of being battered and cooked.' Alright? I'll begin. I wish the world was a hamster. Granted. But you violated the rules so no. I wish for a shorter rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Granted, the rule is now says do not detail the thread instead of that and all that other stuff. I wish to have a functional robot for school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepres1s_Stuff Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Abel Military Services said: Granted. But you violated the rules so no. I wish for a shorter rule. could've sworn I read it, didn't see anything about wishing for wishes. Guess I missed that. 46 minutes ago, Ryaja said: Granted, the rule is now says do not detail the thread instead of that and all that other stuff. I wish to have a functional robot for school Granted, except you have to use it only in the hallways and not in the classroom. I wish that money was never a thing in society Edited January 8, 2023 by thepres1s_Stuff decided to change my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Granted. Instead of money you pay for things with bad dad jokes, but if you fail to make the seller laugh with said bad dad joke you forfeit all items you own to the seller, cannot make your purchase and are banished to the place where all you ever hear are unfunny bad dad jokes. i wish division by 0 was a thing. 011701082023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Granted. But if you calculate that the universe will end. I wish the inflatable heat shield has a de-inflate button so I can get rid of it in Eve atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Granted. You click the button, and the heatshield gets jettisonned and deflated. I wish for bigger Orion drives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepres1s_Stuff Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Granted. Orion now drives bigger cars. I wish every day was everyone's birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Granted. But no cakes because the cake is a lie. I wish somebody can revive Stan Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 (edited) Granted. However, this starts a campaign of wanton terror by the zombified Stan Lee across the planet. As his zombie army grows, the hoards of undead come knocking, pounding, upon your chamber door. I wish for the zombie plague to be wiped away from this world. Edited January 10, 2023 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Granted. Zombies stop being sick with their plague. I wish for healthy zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Granted. Now they can easily kill you because they're healthy and strong. I wish for SCP-008(Zombie Virus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Granted. Now you can't visit the forum, because your computer is owned by the virus. I wish all SCP were implemented as interactive novels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bej Kerman Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Granted. The interactive novel is an SCP itself. I wish for one oxygen atom to be added to the atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Granted. Unfortunally, the atom is a rare Oxygen isotope that is highly radioactive. So, no more humans. I wish for an array of gas centrifuges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Granted. You have bought 100 washing machines with centrifuges, and they are rotating air. I wish for a next season of Happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 (edited) Granted. But you're too happy to watch it. I wish for some uranium hexafluoride. Edited January 11, 2023 by Abel Military Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Granted. You download the Uranium Mine game and have a fluorescing world map with hexes. I want Xray vision to study my old school dungeon from aside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Granted. You've been gifted with X-ray vision, but it eventually gives you cancer. I wish for a box of G2 ink cartridges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Granted. All of them are dry and empty with no ink. i wish for 3 new atoms of nitrogen to be added to the atmosphere but for 3,000,000,000,000 atoms of O2 to be removed from the atmosphere. 160001112023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Alternatively granted. You buy a chemistry schoolbook and realize that O2 is a molecule. I wish for description of every 1950s...early 1960s nuke design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 @kerbiloid lol i typed oxygen how im used to saying it, no worries, after i give you those descriptions written in Sanskrit I will rewish my wish properly! wish for 3 new atoms of nitrogen to be added to the atmosphere but for 3,000,000,000,000 atoms of oxygen to be removed from the atmosphere. there we go! Rewished correctly! 015801122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Granted. The human civilization was destroyed because your stupid wish. I wish for a nuclear reactor safe enough to put in my home and can generate power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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