Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

[Dientus]

3/10 you could be a fossil fuel burning engine for that matter.

 

I am human because I want to be petty over the Java comment.

 

Edited August 8, 2021 by Dientus
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[kerbiloid]

10/10
As a robot would operate with a compiled byte-code and would not know about Java.

I am a human because I remember the story about the robovehicle Tommy who smashed into a concrete wall because "Java doesn't (break/brake)!".

[ColdJ]

10/10

Your human because you remembered not retrieved a file.

I am human because I can see 5 squares contain traffic lights in that grid of nine.

[ColdJ]

[kerbiloid]

0/10
It's not is a human, because a  human is not it.

I want to sleep, because stupid me was sitting till late night without any economic reason.

[ColdJ]

10/10

Welcome to the human club.

I am human because I remember the movie.

[kerbiloid]

5/10
My HDD is a human. It can the same.

I need HDD to store movies. If I was a robot, I would keep them in memory.

[ColdJ]

5/10

The HDD is your memory.

I mean I can remember watching the Max Headroom movie back in the 80's

[Stormpilot]

8/10 robot would provide exact date.

I enjoy consuming large amounts of electrical power.

[Admiral Fluffy]

9/10

Phones and computers are things too, ya know.

@adM20is the newest member on the forums.

[ColdJ]

2/10

You are the forum indexing algorithm.

I am human because I like everything I store to be divisble by 8.

[kerbiloid]

5/10
You just can't dissect the angles in other than two equal halves.

I'm a human because just was eating the fried lard. Robots never do this.

[Wizard Kerbal]

__/10 

I don't know what "the fried lard is." This shows the forgetfulness algorithm is running at 100% human. 

[kerbiloid]

6 minutes ago, Wizard Kerbal said:

I don't know what "the fried lard is."

It is the pieces of the pig lard fried on a pan.

Spoiler

I know this, so I'm more human than you.

[AtomicTech]

Interesting point "human"....

1/10

You've clearly shown the usage of non-human technology. No human would ever concoct or even think of such a thing. My mind hasn't even considered such a thing so I'm clearly the most human human.

[Wizard Kerbal]

Yes, I was left considering. No human would reaffirm their status as a human eith speech like that.
8/10

Anyway,

Erop zit ‘al amfor kerbal ed reconoc olos sol soleuv selaicapse, ochid omoc onamuh, rop otseupus.

Translation: But tiz’ the kerbal way to only know spaceflight, said as a human of course.

(I just translated the english into spanish, then typed it backwards, as many theorized that’s roughly what the people that make the  KSP videos like, “Jeb’s Junkyard” do.)

Edited September 21, 2021 by Wizard Kerbal

[Lisias]

17 hours ago, Wizard Kerbal said:

Yes, I was left considering. No human would reaffirm their status as a human eith speech like that.
8/10

Anyway,

Erop zit ‘al amfor kerbal ed reconoc olos sol soleuv selaicapse, ochid omoc onamuh, rop otseupus.

Translation: But tiz’ the kerbal way to only know spaceflight, said as a human of course.

(I just translated the english into spanish, then typed it backwards, as many theorized that’s roughly what the people that make the  KSP videos like, “Jeb’s Junkyard” do.)

7/10 - Kerbals are not humans, stop pretending you are one. You Kerbal.

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Cedo, ergo sum.

[Kerb24]

0/10 - That is nonsense. (At least I couldn't find a meaning for it)

I consume O2 and emit CO2.

 

[OrdinaryKerman]

1/10
All animal life do that.

I show signs of curiosity toward human inventions, so I am human.

[Wizard Kerbal]

1/10

There was a thread with kerbals photoshopped onto apollo images, but I couldn’t find it.

OH MY GOSH I FOUND IT

Anyway, I couldn’t put the trophy in the suitcase because it was too big.

Edited September 24, 2021 by Wizard Kerbal

[ColdJ]

8 hours ago, Wizard Kerbal said:

Anyway, I couldn’t put the trophy in the suitcase because it was too big.

5/10

Failure to fully articulate the specifics of a sentence, like a pre programmed response machine.

So which was too big? The trophy or the suitcase?  Asking questions is vey human.

[kerbiloid]

9/10
You are a human because "it" means "himself" speaking in the 3rd person.
A robot tried to operate with things and discovered that the robot itself was too big to handle them.

I fail the base-19 arithmetics. I'm a human.

[The Dressian Exploder]

10/10 as a fellow human I, too, cannot perform simple base-19 arithmetic cogitation.

 

I am a human as I am capable of knowing that standard CAPTCHA procedure is insufficient to protect against robot uprisings....

[kerbiloid]

1/1F. Or 20/1E, I'm not sure.

Since the CAPTCHA failed the anti-human protection, who knows what is not an AI yet.

[Admiral Fluffy]

9/10

Whats funny, is that they made robots that could press the I am not a robot button.

I am not a robot, as I can draw.