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Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human


astrokerb

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  • 6 months later...

UNDEFINED/10 That is a logical fallacy, which only a human could make but an AI could fake one too.

 

I am a sentient carbon based lifeform.

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5/10

There are a number of sentient, carbon based lifeforms on Earth. Only one group is human.

I am still getting mileage out of Tumbleweeds, I must be human.

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  • 4 weeks later...

5/10, as software can be programmed to both have an interest in AND be about science and space.  In fact, you might be a Kerbal.

I have the capacity to interact with chat bots, so I've got to be human.

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3/10

You might be the comic book character Popeye.

I am finding the world to be a miserable place, so I must be Human.

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3/10

Humans don't usually feel miserable about their world

I give the "Launch all Nuclear Missiles" button remote to babies to play with, so I must be human

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7/10

A human would do this knowing that it’s more difficult to launch a nuclear missile than simply pressing a button, or because they think it would be funny.

As an AI language model, I cannot suspiciously affirm my status as a human, so I must be human.

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4/10

AI can now operate machines as well, but not all at the same time, so you might be human, but that is unlikely.

I live in the Milky Way Galaxy, so I must be human.

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5/10

You did not state that you actually tried to, so may be a cold machine.

I contain teraflops of data, so I must be human.

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Uh.... 446 Peta Flops (IF Google be believed) is the record for modern machines. You are obviously obsolete

I vacillate for long periods of time over some of the simplest decisions. Weighing various arbitrary priority functions against one another in an endless loop before everything hits a hard reset and I choose the very first thing I was thinking about.

Edited by Fizzlebop Smith
I had serious brain farts
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