kspbutitscursed Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 1/10 IF you are a zombie thats what you want i have such good reflexes as soon as someone posts i am there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 5/10 You missed many so you are probably human. I joke about obscure world events, I must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 7/10 I support Super Earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 0/10 as this isn't Super Earth. I must be human because I can say that I am human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 UNDEFINED/10 That is a logical fallacy, which only a human could make but an AI could fake one too. I am a sentient carbon based lifeform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 5/10 There are a number of sentient, carbon based lifeforms on Earth. Only one group is human. I am still getting mileage out of Tumbleweeds, I must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 3/10 How does one get mileage out a tumble weed? I like to consume ice cream, which i believe makes me a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 7/10 WHAT FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?!? I can typ e this sentnce correctly, so that musst make me himan.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 2/10 AI is known to make constant mistakes without checking before they post. I have sore joints, so must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 5/10 It makes sense that other animals would have sore joints too. I collect sharp objects, so I must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 6/10 Apes collect sharp rocks too. I have an interest in science and space, so i must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 5/10, as software can be programmed to both have an interest in AND be about science and space. In fact, you might be a Kerbal. I have the capacity to interact with chat bots, so I've got to be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 3/10 You are a human-trained AI. !am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 3/10 You might be the comic book character Popeye. I am finding the world to be a miserable place, so I must be Human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 3/10 Humans don't usually feel miserable about their world I give the "Launch all Nuclear Missiles" button remote to babies to play with, so I must be human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 7/10 A human would do this knowing that it’s more difficult to launch a nuclear missile than simply pressing a button, or because they think it would be funny. As an AI language model, I cannot suspiciously affirm my status as a human, so I must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 1/10 You admitted you were not human. I am able to operate various machines, so there is a good chance i am human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 4/10 AI can now operate machines as well, but not all at the same time, so you might be human, but that is unlikely. I live in the Milky Way Galaxy, so I must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 1/10 You could be a planet or a star. I play KSP, so I must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 1/10 You are a CPU. Humans are fictional characters. AI am an hum an cause2 am AI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 1/10 You gave it away, don't do that I enjoy a variety of topics and possess a fleshy body, meaning i have at least a passing grade of being human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 2/10. You almost got me, T800! Cogito, ergo sum. 2+2=4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 Math is the universal language. Latin is not. 5/10 I could not revive Kerbals that are KIA. It must affirm my human status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 5/10 You did not state that you actually tried to, so may be a cold machine. I contain teraflops of data, so I must be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzlebop Smith Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 (edited) 1/10 Uh.... 446 Peta Flops (IF Google be believed) is the record for modern machines. You are obviously obsolete I vacillate for long periods of time over some of the simplest decisions. Weighing various arbitrary priority functions against one another in an endless loop before everything hits a hard reset and I choose the very first thing I was thinking about. Edited July 23 by Fizzlebop Smith I had serious brain farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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