Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

[kspbutitscursed]

1/10 

IF you are a zombie thats what you want 

i have such good reflexes as soon as someone posts i am there

[ColdJ]

5/10

You missed many so you are probably human.

I joke about obscure world events, I must be human.

[AstroWolfie]

7/10

 

I support Super Earth

[Scarecrow71]

0/10 as this isn't Super Earth.

I must be human because I can say that I am human.

[Ryaja]

UNDEFINED/10 That is a logical fallacy, which only a human could make but an AI could fake one too.

 

I am a sentient carbon based lifeform.

[ColdJ]

5/10

There are a number of sentient, carbon based lifeforms on Earth. Only one group is human.

I am still getting mileage out of Tumbleweeds, I must be human.

[Iapetus7342]

3/10

How does one get mileage out a tumble weed?

I like to consume ice cream, which i believe makes me a human.

[TwoCalories]

7/10

WHAT FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?!?

I can typ e this sentnce correctly, so that musst make  me himan..

[ColdJ]

2/10

AI is known to make constant mistakes without checking before they post.

I have sore joints, so must be human.

[Admiral Fluffy]

5/10

It makes sense that other animals would have sore joints too.

I collect sharp objects, so I must be human.

[Iapetus7342]

6/10

Apes collect sharp rocks too.

I have an interest in science and space, so i must be human.

[Scarecrow71]

5/10, as software can be programmed to both have an interest in AND be about science and space.  In fact, you might be a Kerbal.

I have the capacity to interact with chat bots, so I've got to be human.

[kerbiloid]

3/10
You are a human-trained AI.

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[ColdJ]

3/10

You might be the comic book character Popeye.

I am finding the world to be a miserable place, so I must be Human.

[tryharder]

3/10

Humans don't usually feel miserable about their world

I give the "Launch all Nuclear Missiles" button remote to babies to play with, so I must be human

[Aviator01]

7/10

A human would do this knowing that it’s more difficult to launch a nuclear missile than simply pressing a button, or because they think it would be funny.

As an AI language model, I cannot suspiciously affirm my status as a human, so I must be human.

[Iapetus7342]

1/10

You admitted you were not human.

I am able to operate various machines, so there is a good chance i am human

[tryharder]

4/10

AI can now operate machines as well, but not all at the same time, so you might be human, but that is unlikely.

I live in the Milky Way Galaxy, so I must be human.

[Aviator01]

1/10

You could be a planet or a star.

I play KSP, so I must be human.

[kerbiloid]

1/10
You are a CPU. Humans are fictional characters.

AI am an hum an cause₂ am AI.

[Iapetus7342]

1/10

You gave it away, don't do that

I enjoy a variety of topics and possess a fleshy body, meaning i have at least a passing grade of being human.

[Lisias]

2/10. You almost got me, T800!

Cogito, ergo sum. 2+2=4

 

[Kerbal Productions]

Math is the universal language. Latin is not. 5/10

I could not revive Kerbals that are KIA. It must affirm my human status. 

 

[ColdJ]

5/10

You did not state that you actually tried to, so may be a cold machine.

I contain teraflops of data, so I must be human.

[Fizzlebop Smith]

1/10

Uh.... 446 Peta Flops (IF Google be believed) is the record for modern machines. You are obviously obsolete

I vacillate for long periods of time over some of the simplest decisions. Weighing various arbitrary priority functions against one another in an endless loop before everything hits a hard reset and I choose the very first thing I was thinking about.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Fizzlebop Smith
I had serious brain farts