MrJoolian Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I summoned the Kraken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) I have committed crimes of Kerbal abduction and neglect, specifically when I left a crew on Minmus and then forgot about them made a minor miscalculation in my launch plans. Edited November 21, 2018 by Lo Var Lachland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkerdadorito Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Transcending Kerbals for my spaghetti soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xurkitree Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 I'm trying to create an SSTO but keep crashing stuff. And then I promptly nuke the runway and SPH and Mission Control while at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 Aerospace Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 @Xurkitree not to be rude, but.. Doesn't the image of a poor Kerbal dabbing count as a crime against Kerbin? .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xurkitree Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 minute ago, V7 Aerospace said: @Xurkitree not to be rude, but.. Doesn't the image of a poor Kerbal dabbing count as a crime against Kerbin? .. HOW DARE YOU *DABS* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Kerman Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Other than routinely making pock-marks on it, I don't think I've done anything horrible to the planet. My friend always told me to replace my 'divots' but I'm not sure what a divot is. I just put the ground back flat like he does when he makes the statement to me while hitting that little white ball of his around with a club and chasing after it. I don't understand what he's doing, seems a little silly to hit a ball away from you and then chase it, but if it's fun for him, I'm not one to judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 (edited) I sent a mission to dres forgot to send a massive colony mission the our beloved space potato Edited December 5, 2018 by Ozymandias_the_Goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zackghostgamer Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 I put a rocket on the runway with a mainsail, kerbals where on it, and crashed it into the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adstri Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 (edited) Everything Edited December 17, 2018 by Adstriduum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 My Kerbals work at heights without a safety harness. Also they never have a health insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 If i told you I'd have to kill you. (intentional mun ram) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasa legolas Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 i did a moon landing with no engine( no survivors)except jeb and i crushed the universe with the death star mod thus creating the perfect cup of britt tea p.s. i nuked kerbin too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Buffing Ion engines to 10,000 times thrust. The atmosphere now contains about 1,000,000 times more xenon than before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb federation Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Currently 15 have died in space war between me and my brother (most of them were mine) But the death toll is probably well into the hundreds since I started playing the game bout three years ago. I can neither confirm nor deni that they may or may not been intentionally killed, tortured, or maimed nor can I comment on the remaining kerbals psychological or mental health condition. I think the judge will just throw it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) I never fill a ship manifest (unless a mod does this on its own). And never used a flightplan in KSP (while irl was the developer of a working flightplan software). On another hand, the air traffic control is very friendly for the pilots absent. So, I'm still not sure if either they are writing complaints on me, or I should write a complaint on them. Edited December 21, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinker Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 (edited) Testing a Nuclear Salt Wate Rocket near Kerbin, I lost control, causing the Rocket with 100 Liter to enter the atmosphere and blow up, due to the incomplete fission effects would count as a dirty bomb on a global scale, should be enough to poison the whole of Kerbin atmosphere with radioactive waste, killing everything for the next 100000 years. Sorry. Edited December 24, 2018 by FreeThinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnemoe Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 On 12/17/2018 at 7:52 AM, kerbiloid said: My Kerbals work at heights without a safety harness. Also they never have a health insurance. Same here but only because they don't appear to need it, not more, kerbals now cost 6 millions, that is over 3 times my most expensive base. So I tend to handle them with care. However if you are in an group of 4 kerbal tourists there the other three want to visit Duna and Ike and you just want an moon landing you will end up as field hand in an greenhouse on Minmus until they return. Again astronauts are expensive while tourists are free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
putnamto Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 as a punishment to jeb for hopping on board a satelite that was playing "how low can you go" on minmus (in my "if they die, they die save") i put him in a highly eliptical orbit of kerbin, and i dont know if i will ever bring him home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epicdreamer Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 For making every single one of those tough little fellas gods by using the "missing crews respawn" option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleivan Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 (edited) On 12/5/2018 at 2:50 AM, darkerdadorito said: Transcending Kerbals for my spaghetti soup I now really want something like alphabetti spaghetti, but with little kerbals in delicious tomato sauce to throw down the hatch. Behold, I am become Kraken, eater of little adventurers! Edited December 29, 2018 by purpleivan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 If you ask some of the longer term players here, it might be better to ask which crimes haven't they committed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triop Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 I've claimed some island on Kerbin once (Krimson), the forum moderators are not happy with that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athen Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 (edited) I took a twin boar engine and spagetified 16~ kerbals because i got board once. Edited December 29, 2018 by Athen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitzoid Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I unleashed the Borg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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