You'll never believe what Jeb just saw!

[kerbiloid]

Jev saw the Delta IX rocket lying on the Mun.

[AtomicTech]

Jeb saw positive 75!

Not possible!

[ColdJ]

Jeb saw that nothing is impossible, just improbable.

[SSTO Crasher]

Jeb just saw @AtomicTechsay something true about the number war

[Kerb24]

Jeb just saw his Eve return vehicle's ladder not work *EVEN THOUGH I TESTED IT BEFORE AND IT WORKED*.

[ColdJ]

Jeb saw so many satellites around Kerbin that he was able to recreate the scene in Wall-E where he clings to the outside of a rocket and bursts through a sea of satellites.

[kerbiloid]

Yiu'll never believe what Jeb saw, but now he lives in the room with plushy walls.

[James Kerman]

He saw my latest design and gave it the thumbs down. 

[ffx]

I just put jeb in a exoplanet orbiting a new sun i just made

[ColdJ]

Jeb saw the Mun knocked out of orbit in a game of Solar Billiards.

[Lisias]

Jeb felt a great disturbance  in the Force, as if millions of lines of code cried out in Null Reference Exceptions and were suddenly logged into KSP.log, crashing into the Desktop with a dreadful stack dump!

[ColdJ]

1 hour ago, Lisias said:

Jeb felt a great disturbance  in the Force, as if millions of lines of code cried out in Null Reference Exceptions and were suddenly logged into KSP.log, crashing into the Desktop with a dreadful stack dump!

I really like this.

 

[ColdJ]

Jeb likes Queen

Ok Let's go!

Jeb walks warily to the pad
With his helmet pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
On the launchpad ready to go

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Hitting the stage the rockets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Kraken's going to get you, too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm gonna get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took from me everything I gave
And flew it all on your own

Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Off of the launch pad the rockets rip
To the sound of the beat

Look out!

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, It's gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

Hey!
Oh, take it
Bite the dust
Bite the dust, yeah

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

Shout!

There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a Kerb
And bring it to the ground
You can beat it, you can cheat it
You can treat it bad and leave it when it's down

But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Off of the pad the rockets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey,It's gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

Shoot out
Alright

[Venusian Explorer]

Jeb literally saw the mighty Planet Destroyer Device around Dres, overwhelmingly happier than ever, he proceeds to activate it, without knowing what does Planet Destroyer means.

[ColdJ]

Jeb saw a floating camera that followed him everywhere.

[Venusian Explorer]

Jeb just saw Planets and Stars he has never seen before, such as Grannus, Sarnus, Vant, Plock, and many other celestial bodies, on his Telescope... Forgetting every kind of physics laws, he proceeded to consult what he saw to the RnD, only to realize that he was inside a simulation box, not only one, but hundreds of millions of them, scared as ever, Jeb attempted to get help from the other Kerbals from different simulations boxes, only to realize that everything except his box are from newer versions (1.12.3 to 1.8.1), while he's from a degenerated and cursed version (1.13.6?)

While Jeb was suffering some short of paranoia, shock ,and Depression, the OWNER of the sim box ,where Jeb is trapped, proceeded to shut down it and latter replaced it with a KSP2 Simulation Box.

Edited December 26, 2021 by BlackMesaSurvivor

[ColdJ]

Jeb saw Bill and Bob stuffing Creepers into SRB housings.

[kerbiloid]

Jeb saw too much...

[Kerb24]

Jeb saw my career mode save corrupt for no reason.

[ColdJ]

Jeb saw a great video by a very creative player that had a fireworks display at the KSC to rival the worlds best.

[Venusian Explorer]

Jeb just saw a kerbal fall into a river in Kego City.

He later proceeded to call a new rescue Helicopter after the accident.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Jeb just saw a Kerbin at atmosphere entry at 6000m/s, coming straight from Kerbol orbit.

[ColdJ]

Jeb saw a decade fly by as if it was 10 minutes.

[kerbiloid]

Jeb heard what he could have never seen.

[ColdJ]

And then Jeb in space saw what he could not hear.