Dientus Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Granted, you wake up to crashing and banging as your ejection seats parachute wakes you up several minutes after going to sleep. I wish to sleep safely for several minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Granted. But now you have to work out how to get out of the safe. I wish for @Admiral Fluffy to draw a Kerbal dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Umm, sure. To be made. I wish for an unlimited about of orange juice in a bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Granted. It just keeps pouring out non stop and before you know it you have flooded Orange County. I wish the wish I wished before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Granted. You wish the wish you wished before. One time, two times, three times, and four. I wish to transliterate the digits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Granted. But its transliterated into MS wingdings font and no one can read it so mods delete it. I wish to get enough work to stay busy but not so much its hectic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILikeMods Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 On 6/23/2021 at 12:43 AM, ColdJ said: @kerbiloidGranted. But they make you too sad and you constanly cry tears and wail , never to feel happy again. @ILikeModsGranted. But because you said "I wish for this wish" and then added a hope on top. You find from now on you are wishy washy all the time. I wish that I wasn't compelled to create new things for KSP more than actually playing for fun. My wish has failed. Your corruption has, by simply existing, broken itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 1 hour ago, ILikeMods said: My wish has failed. Your corruption has, by simply existing, broken itself. Paradoxical. @Dientus Granted. You are frantic rather than hectic. I wish for a paintshop mode in the SPH so that I can paint craft the way I want and know exactly how it is going to turn out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Granted. All your crafts are now 2d, as painted. I wish for a tractor beam. (The optical-mechanical attractor like in SW, not a truss from a bulldozer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Hmmm Optical-mechanical, I think you mean ST not SW. Granted. The mechanics and power requirements of such a device means that it takes up a 3 storey tall football field and requires multiple power stations to run. The only things you can use it on are satellites or the moon. Use at own risk. Same wish but crafts keep their virtual 3d characteristics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Granted. But the price is to surrender your physical three dimensionality...you are now as flat as a piece of copy paper. As I am not feeling particularly imaginative, my wish is for a surprise. This should be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted. They release a new DLC for KSP -1. It includes building city-sized colonies, but requires a CPU/GPU from 2070. I wish the mesons were more available.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted but the are made up of anti-particles and immediately obleterate. I wish I spoke German, Japenese, and Spanish fluently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted. you speak them all fluently and simultaneously, making you very hard to understand. I wish people to notice I am now wearing a Kerbal Spacesuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted, But it looks like an orange jumpsuit (I like your new PFP though) I wish that I could play KSP right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted. Previously yow played KSP wrong, but now understand the mistakes and will play right. I wish these tomatoes and cucumbers were not GMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted, but they go bad 1 hour after you buy them. I wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment. Please read wish carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted, but now you want the opposite. I wish to know what's the opposite to the properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted, but I don't know either. I wish you had payed attention to the part of my wish that said: 8 minutes ago, Ben J. Kerman said: ...and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: Granted, but I don't know either. I wish you had payed attention to the part of my wish that said: Seriously not that hard. Granted. You wish for an improperly colored, irregular non Lego scale static Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces missing(Including moving/controllable parts) and no instructions, and the wrong app downloaded on your phone so you can't control it, all of this undelivered dangerously to you on Earth with the Earth imploding or exploding, being in a simulation, with you having medical issues or conditions, with your house being destroyed, with the excavator or your phone gaining sentience, with it being dismantled, with it being stolen, with the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant your wish, with the excavator melting, with you being teleported anywhere, and you wish to be unhappy once you get it, even with other Lego mining equipment. Please read wish carefully. I wish for the reverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 You mean you wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on your phone so you can control it, all of this delivered safely to you on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without you having any medical issues or conditions, without your house being destroyed, without the excavator or your phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant your wish, without the excavator melting, without being teleported anywhere, and you wish to be happy once you get it, even without other Lego mining equipment? Granted, but because nobody has given me a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without anything being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment, you don't get it. I wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment. Please read wish carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted, but nobody read that wall of text. I wish for a fully funtional space shuttle at a 1:1 Scale with the fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 @Admiral Fluffy Granted. You die horribly, crushed to death by your suddenly appearin full scale Space Shuttle. @Ben J. Kerman You need to read the wish carefully. My wish was for YOU to get what YOU wished for, you literally just corrupted your own wish. I wish people to read and follow instructions carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Granted, but now nothing gets done or accomplished because all instructions are in the native Keplerese language and no one on earth can understand them. I wish for bread and butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, ColdJ said: You need to read the wish carefully. My wish was for YOU to get what YOU wished for, you literally just corrupted your own wish. Ah, dangit! @Dientusgranted, you get a breadboard and tanning butter. Or something. I wish I had read @ColdJ's wish carefully. Edited June 28, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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