Dientus Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 (edited) Granted. It is locked in a forcefield that is unbreakable with current technology. Your eyes have access to the sight of it anytime you want. I wish the russet and the vitelotte wars of 2143 had ended with a decisive victory. Edited August 6, 2021 by Dientus ewn agep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Granted. The decisive victory of the Russet potatoroid *) completely destroys the Vite & Lotte twin potatoroid gravitationally bound system and makes their habitants run away. *)@Dman979 will anyway demand it again and revive, so let it be so. I wish the former Vite & Lotte dwellers will have grown a cantalouperoid like Triton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 (edited) Granted. They grow it so large that they destroy the solar system and grow into a gravity mass so dense they become a black hole. I wish for a yam. Edited August 7, 2021 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted. Upon seeing the yam friends and family mistake it for being the holidays and after they eat all that is left is turkey bones but no wishbone. I wish Jiminy Cricket made a corrupted wish upon a star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dressian Exploder Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 (edited) Granted, but as a result of the wish everything is now made of cheese. Including accesible fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, and non-transmgrifying russet potatoes. I wish for an accessible fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, and non-transmgrifying russet potato made of cheese. Edited August 8, 2021 by The Dressian Exploder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted. You have stolen it from @Dman979 I wish all KSP users always have enough potatoes to live on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted, Now they are all in the same boat as The Martian. I wish for potaoes that are perfectly spherical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted. Now you need a ladle to extract it from ground. I wish Mark Watney had realized from the very beginning that when he has a water regenerator there is no need to avoid the bath and be dirty like pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Lol. Your wish us granted, but when he gets rescued the MAV blew up during accent. I wish for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted *POOF* Yep You're nothing. I know its an old rewish but I still wish for KSP2 being finished with everything promised working perfectly and no bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted. It's postponed till 2025 to add bugs to fix in future. I wish KSP-2 was released right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted.It is released into a secret land fill site, just like the Atari cartridges. Maybe someone will find it in 50 years. I wish people just put in the effort to like and perfect what they already have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted. I have already wished for access to a fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated and non-transmogrifying Russet potato, but my wishes keep getting corrupted. I'll have to keep perfecting them. I wish to have a fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated and non-transmogrifying Russet potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted. It is the size of a marble. I wish for the corrupted version of Dman979's wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 (edited) Granted. He gets a fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated and non-transmogrifying Russet potato but because it is a wish it can not suddenly pop in front of him due to the non-transmorgrifying clause, it is instead delivered in a very mundane way to the grocery store near him. However at the same time his house turns into an inescapable cage that he can not leave from which somehow also results in all modes of transportation within a 3 km radius in the form of a bubble to suddenly stop working. Note that this includes all forms of locomotion including, but not limited to, natural, fantastical and man-made. Now I wish he would have simply grabbed the potatoes he had in his pantry jnstead of wishing for one. Edited August 8, 2021 by Dientus oh and coldJ gets a headache from reading the granted wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Granted. The potatoes in my pantry are Yukon Golds. I wish to have a fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, normal-sized Russet potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Ok. You have one fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, normal-sized Russet potato, except that it ahs mold on it so you have to throw it out. I wish that people stop bringing up Russet potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Granted, but they talk about sweet potatoes instead. I wish for TUBM to turn into a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Ok.... but you can't prove they turned into a fish. I wish for people to not bring up food in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Granted. Food flies under the radar. I wish to have a fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, normal-sized Russet potato that I don't have to throw out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Granted. It is encased in an optically clear substance that is completely indestructible. You finally have your potato but will never get to eat it. i wish i was a member of the Q continuum. 225008082021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Granted. But you realise they have already moved on to the R continuum. I wish that a certain puppy had been good and not broken the spirit of the rules. No not the one with a cigar, nor the one driving a jeep, or the one who is chasing Sarah Conner or the one who is digging on the moon. They know who they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Granted. You don't know who you are. I wish to have a fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, normal-sized Russet potato that I can eat without having to throw out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Granted. You eat it, and it stays inside. I wish they cross a coconut with a cucumber to get a coconumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joacobanfield Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Granted...but you don't get to eat it. I wish my modded KSP actually got to the main menu D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.