Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Akagi]

Your Wi-Fi crashes and you can't see it.

 

I wish for fish to fly airships, not tanks

[Kerbal Productions]

7 hours ago, ColdJ said:

I wish you leave a link here.

It's on my signature (flushed emoji)

Granted, your airship is a tank with a flag of windows and other cosmetic shenanigans.

I wish for a good day

[Scarecrow71]

I'd say I had a good day.  Thanks!

I wish @Kerbal Productions had a good day.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, I had good days. *screaming*

I wish for a good day, present (slash) future tense.

[Venusian Explorer]

Granted, unfortunately, the Good days are already out of stock.

I wish a new scroll of truth.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, here you go. Fresh new scroll of truth

I wish for more memes

[ColdJ]

Granted:

I wish for only nice memes.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, here you go

I wish for colonization memes

[Scarecrow71]

And historically accurate to boot.

I wish for this thread to be reset and start over.

[Delay]

Granted, but given the page number, that already happened twice. Didn't seem to work out too well.

I wish for no more memes in this thread.

[ffx]

Granted, and everyone stops joking around

I wish i can write in the KSP fan works part of the forum

[Toasty Dyna-Soar]

Granted, yet everybody speaks in an alien language.

 

I wish for my computer to be able to handle a part count of over 100!

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, it explodes at 100.5 and explodes again with an energy of 2 tons at 101 parts. Harsh.

I wish to witness that explosion

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted. You get hurt.

I wish to have a goodnight.

Goodnight!

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are having the goodnight. Then you wake up on a small island with a palm.

I wish for kishmish ^*). _{Actually, I don't, just a rhyme.} 

_{*) "Sultana", the Central-Asian sort of grape.}

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get Kismit.

I wish to be rid of the "Don't Click" thread so I can't miss out anymore.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, you get the "Click" thread.

I wish to jump then fall

[ColdJ]

Granted: You jump and then fall off the planet.

I wish to be still.

[Kerbal Productions]

And you knew you're God. (reference again from a song)

I wish to be untouchable

[ColdJ]

Granted: You can't interact with anything and so you stay in the same spot in space as the world moves away in it's orbit of the Sun.

I wish you see the Earth again in a year.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  Unfortunately, for him to see you have to give up your eyesight.  Permanently.

I wish @ColdJ wasn't blind.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. He wasn't. Until your wish.

I wish Minmus was cubic to stop calling it circumnavigation.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, everyone hates it and they demand 2.75 trillion total on sues.

I wish you would pay that 2.75 trillion funds

[Venusian Explorer]

Granted, although He had to pay 2.75 Trillion Kollars and being on Bankrupt, he somehow makes more money by casting himself as a protagonist who is also poor, from a popular movie. And then he recovers from bankruptness in less than a month.

I wish a bunch of Blitzmans.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You now have a bunch of Blitzmen in a nice bouquet.

I wish to know which wish in this thread is the most interesting?