Abel Military Services Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 (edited) Granted. I give you a Xbox controller. I wish a Xbox series X. Access granted. Welcome, New Page. Edited March 13, 2022 by Abel101126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted, it's some smart AI I made to have revenge on stealing my light, again. I wish to know what's better than revenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted, but it is told to you in Polish. Sczczyckwawą, włodzy sońwri, zemsta desin Polski żeca. I wish for a real Mercedes Actros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted. Enjoy your hotwheel! i wish to find the courage to take a real leap of faith. 002303132022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted: You take a leap of faith off the high board but forgot to add water. I wish for truck badges in KSP so that @Ben J. Kerman can badge his trucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted, he receives a low-effort badge no one would be proud to put on their signature. I wish for Taylor Swift to fix the trademark issues with Speak Now Spoiler This is a real trademark problem with the trademark of Speak Now. OnePlus had it first and now... there's an extra problem, besides her Shake It Off has an active lawsuit right now, despite one being dismissed already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Shut up! You paparazzi! I wish TUBM get Market Gardened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Not Granted. Sorry. 42 minutes ago, Kerbal Productions said: I wish for Taylor Swift to fix the trademark issues with Speak Now Granted. Here, pick this rifle, it will scare away those darn copyright claimers like Disney. *le_rifle_mortale.jpg* I wish more Pizzas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted. You suddenly enabled a pizza spawner, and the room quickly gets filled with pizzas up to the ceiling. 9 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: Sczczyckwawą, włodzy sońwri, zemsta desin Polski żeca. Wrong thread? "Sczcz" is definitely a cheating. *** I wish for eleven-face dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted, it destroys the fabric of the universe(s) that uses dice. I wish for energy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted: You eat something. I wish to know how to make a Gronk Droid walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 (edited) Granted: But we have no Spy on the team. So a Sniper goes ahead with his Kuki (Kukri? Kruki? Kukuruki?) and tries to backstab @Venusian Explorer. But instead oh God... WHAT IS HE DOING????????????? HE IS SPINNING. WITH HIS SNIPER...He hits every player except for @Venusian Explorer, who kills him. I wish 1.11 finally comes out on console, so that I can remove unwanted space station lag. Edited March 14, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. 1.11 finally performs its coming out on console. It lags and will lag always. I wish to use the Moon as LED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted, he gets killed by a taunt button in a game. I wish for @Abel101126to stop speaking tongues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted, his tongue falls off. I wish that my boat, the Shirubatsuta, would stop tipping over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted, it tips under. I wish to feed my cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted. And as good of a time as any. For your cat is a fully grown Leopard. Thus you better not miss a feeding time from here on out, else your cat will eat you. I wish for a house cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted, you're the cat and you get the tiniest house to date. I wish for a curtain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted. You have a (new) curtain and can now to clean your hands with it after feeding the cat. 4 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said: I wish to feed my cat You are programmed so, it's normal. *** I wish for a KSP cats mod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted. I make a shrödinger's cat mod. (Hope I type it right.) I wish @Aerodynamic Kerbal's sentry been sapped by @Venusian Explorer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted. A spy Is heading there, but you realize I am not an engi main. The Spy is just standing there while a Heavy finds him and legitimately kills him. I wish I could have a Voskhod rocket at home as a pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted, it burns the whole street. I wish to have a cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted. This is a lie. I wish I have a fusion reactor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted. But your wish confused me. A confusion reactor. I wish the antimatter costed antimoney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Granted, it crashed the economy. I wish to say "I wished for a new page, I got a new page, but were there any consequences?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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