ColdJ Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Granted: You are turned into C3 PO. I wish for escapism television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Granted.You watch tv and escape reality to end up in the middle of a void. I wish to make a kopernicus planet in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Granted. You ARE the planet, sorta like Ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Wish not found. Error 666 wild corruption. You become lunarchihuahua. i wish for lasagna, garlic bread and a tasty beverage for all of us. 091102062024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Granted. You have a lasergun, a piece of bread with garlic, and a flask of True Blood. Welcome to the Vampire Hunters Siblinghood. I wish for chi(hua)2 tetrafluoride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Granted, but wish granting-corruption system is overloaded due to confusing the ai after the previous Error. Reality crashes. I wish for my Switch to have good performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Granted, but you can't find it anymore. I wish I could have a real-life Portal Gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 10 hours ago, Kimera Industries said: Granted, but you can't find it anymore. I wish I could have a real-life Portal Gun. Granted, it is a portal gun to the Minecraft nether, where hundreds of fires will spawn from. I wish for a pancake plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Granted. Unfortunately, you were in it when it got flattened, so now you are a pancake too. A very flat, red-smear of a pancake. Alas, poor Jcool, we knew him well. I wish I was a supermassive black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 2 minutes ago, Scarecrow71 said: Granted. Unfortunately, you were in it when it got flattened, so now you are a pancake too. A very flat, red-smear of a pancake. Alas, poor Jcool, we knew him well. I wish I was a supermassive black hole. Granted, universe whizzes by you as time goes far into the future. after billions of years you witness the last star being born, a trillion years later, you see it die. As the universe ages to the extreme, there are now balls of iron that slowly fuse over 10^1000 years. After an indescribably long amount of time (somewhere around 10^10^1000 years), you evaporate. I wish for an all wing oblique wing plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Granted. Its other parts are oblique, too. Though, it's no motor onboard. I wish to know, are they completing or disassembling that building far behind the trees, in front of formerly my school. (They are doing this not the first year, and sometimes this is looking different.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Granted. They're just taking these assets to teach basic disassembling and reassembling, what did you really expect? I wish that my forum account wasn't hacked past year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Granted, but everything else is. I wish for sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Granted. Everyone gets to go to sleep, except for you. You get to stay awake and never get to sleep again. I wish @Ryaja could get some sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Granted: They go to sleep for a year. I wish to perservere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Granted. Except the wish-granting system doesn't recognize the word "perservere" due to the extra "r". I wish to be able to utilize the weekend to catch up on sleep, instead of being locked into weekday schedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Granted, but weekends are no longer a thing. You get nothing but weekdays. I wish for perpetual Saturdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Granted. You already do have it. I wish for Weekend Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Granted. The side effect is that CGP Grey requires you to beat his one-in-a-million rock-paper-scissors course. I wish I could always play KSP at 120 fps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Granted, but you are now always frustrated it is 120 fps and not 121 fps I wish for a rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Granted. It's The Rock, and you are forced to be in the state of a perpetual eyebrow raise. Like this: I wish I lived in the Joe Orbital Universe. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Granted: You are now in 2d and trapped within a panel. I wish I had famous eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Granted. Your eyebrows are more famous than Taylor Swift, and they have a schedule to keep. With a guest list that you aren't part of, so they are permanently removed so they can enjoy living in the limelight. You, on the other hand, are not famous and eyebrow-less. I wish I had a career in professional wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Granted, but you become so famous that you cannot be in public without being swarmed. I wish I had an F-22 Raptor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Granted, but you have to pay for it. And there's a slight water stain on the airframe, so you have to spend a few more million to repair it. I wish I had an (wait for it) F/A-18E Super Hornet Block III, with two drop tanks on the wings, an IRST-integrated centerline drop tank, two AIM-120 AMRAAMs, a LITENING targeting pod, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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