There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have your profile picture to protect you. How do you fare?

[Kadermonkey]

On 1/8/2021 at 3:31 AM, Le Lynx said:

Did you know that zombies are the lynx's favourite food?

roar pounce nom nom nom nom

[JB182]

im just smiling to the zombies with a big smile!

[Ben J. Kerman]

I have a Liebherr LTM 1090-4.1 mobile crane. With it, I can just ram through the zombie horde with the efficient Liebherr diesel engine. If the G-BKF armored rescue crane was my PFP, I would fare even better.

[Sky Kerman]

I would drift in LKO in till its over.

[adsii1970]

Considering it's a muppet... 

[Stormpilot]

Floating in HKO at 2000km, I’m bored.

[The Dressian Exploder]

The flag of the Dressian people has Dres on it. I chill out on Dres while Earth is slowly consumed.

[JB182]

im floating in LKO until the apocalypse ended... if the zombies cannot board and control a rocket.

[Admiral Fluffy]

I think I would do decent, because I can shoot lightning

[Wizard Kerbal]

Dog > Zombie

[Dr. Kerbal]

I'm so crazy that zombies dont even want to deal with me. 

[KeaKaka]

I would just float in orbit collecting SAR imagery until my reactor ran out, and then would hitch a ride on it up to a graveyard orbit.

[Souptime]

swimming pool of my own flesh

[Arecibo Kerman]

Its a flag I made so I guess I could inspire them to make a rocket and hope it crashes with them all in.

You know what I think I'd be screwed

[Stormpilot]

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K E R B

[SingABrightSong]

I haven't set an avatar yet, so I suppose that means that I have... the platonic ideal of nothingness? Either that or a cardbord standee of a kerbal.

[ColdJ]

I survive comfortably, as my avatar is watching the nuclear explosion that vaporises them all and is just determining how far away it is. Now I just have to watch out for Ghouls.

[Stormpilot]

Rasputin uses the magic and for tsar will destroy all the zombies in one go.

[Admiral Fluffy]

I have Tank now

[BuranAce]

Perfect! I can drop a few Tsar Bombas from my Buran and nuke those damn zombies

УРАААААААААААААААА

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

I float in my huge plane that is effectively, a flying private island due to its sheer chonkiness

[peridoot]

p e w p e w

i dont need oxygen or food or water or even sleep so im good

[ffx]

If a brown dwarf suddly appers in front of me, all of mankind/kerbinkind will be vaporised, including the zombies

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Kerbals have extreme firepower (nuclear engines) and need no food for a 40 year trip to Eeloo

[ColdJ]

Zombies can't swim and I live in the sea.