wpetula Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 Calling 911 when I was little because my father had specifically told me not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 Calling 911 when you live in the USSR, where the emergency service phone numbers were: 01 - fireguards, 02 - militia (police), 03 - ambulance, 04 - gas pipe repair service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) @Maria Sirona first g 145901052023 new page! 150001052023 Edited January 5, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 Calling 911 because I just got this cool idea for a fanfic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bej Kerman Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 Calling 911 because of a fire... ...inside an Aircraft... ...that's flying over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I hope the operator knows a really good breakdown service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Calling 911 because the missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn’t. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn’t, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn’t, or vice versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn’t be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Calling 911 because I'm going to reentry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Calling 911 because they are shooting fireworks outdoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Calling 911 because I heard that the moon is made of green cheese, and I don't know how, if the moon is made of it, we know what green cheese is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 Calling 911 because this has been going for 4 years now. Wow! Here’s to more stupid 911 calls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Because the sun is shining when you want to take a nap! 221608112023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Because someone revived a dead thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Aerodynamic Kerbal said: Because someone revived a dead thread Nah, that's a valid reaspn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Calling 911 because someone committed a crime in a video game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Calling 911 because you hit your toe on a corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Because you heard your roommate say they like pizza with no sauce or toppings 143608122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Calling 911 because you know someone who hates cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 hour ago, TwoCalories said: Calling 911 because you know someone who hates cheese. You might replace 911 with me in this scenario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Because your cat is sleeping on your lap and youre hungry 161608142023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanX_LSR Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Calling 911 for numerous speed posters found in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Fo dreaming a carrot gained sentience and became president 202208142023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 On 8/15/2023 at 12:16 AM, AlamoVampire said: Because your cat is sleeping on your lap and youre hungry 161608142023 Calling 911 because someone thinks they can act against a cat's will. If a cat decides you don't eat, then you don't eat, period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Calling 911 because you're still mad about that time they smuggled a corned beef sandwich onto Gemini 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Calling 911 because you can't fall asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Calling 911 for an Uber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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