kerbiloid Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) CATS. CATS ARE NICE. (c) I wish Moho had a moon called Mo(h/j)ito. Edited November 28, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Granted but minmus is your mint. i wish that kerbiloid had followed tradition and not made me do it lol. 052111282022 hey new page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted: He follows his tradition of mayhem. I wish for "The Phantom of the Cats Opera." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffx Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 You arrive, only to realise that the cats are from the Cats movie I wish for a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 (edited) Granted you are now a cats servant, and said cat is rumpleteazer, and youre denied the jellicle ball. No heaviside layer (yes thats how its spelled, blame either andrew weber or tc eliot) i wish for happiness 052811302022 cats movie is and was an absolute abomination. 052911302022 Edited November 30, 2022 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted you are happy for 0.1 seconds and then depressed for the rest of your life. I wish to heal from getting my wisdom teeth out sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 (edited) *cross post* Sorry. Granted. You feel no pain. And now your canines are pointy. Unfortunately your hunger is only satiated by human blood. I wish Dr Who could be about time travel and character, not 'inclusiveness'. Edited November 30, 2022 by boriz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted: Now every time they time travel at all, they create yet another parrallel universe and are never able to return to where they started from. I wish that scientists would stop treating unproven theories as facts. I also wish they would stop coming up with new colours for dinosaurs, just to sell dinosaur toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted. KFC has bought all rights on dinos, because as we know that the dinos were close to chickens and covered with feathers. I wish to rewatch all movies from my childhood which I can hardly recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted, but there is no audio dialogue, instead you closed captions that are in binary translated from hex translated from some obscure language from an un contacted tribe in the Amazon jungle. i wish i had the power of the Q Continuum. 004312012022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Granted, but you lack the ability to use it. I wish my fantasy football team was better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Granted, the become the best at being the worst. i wish i had a nice fuzzy blanket 220712012022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Granted, but it is Hobbes' (from Calvin and Hobbes (no just because I am a teenager does not mean I am uncultured.))pelt. I wish for sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 This thread lives! Granted. You and everything around you is covered in that crusty goo that finds its way onto the corner of your eyes on waking, as this substance is also referred to as "sleep". I wish for snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 @Ryaja <glares darkly> you should have gone with Mr. Bun. that said onto the wish above me: granted, it snows 7 feet per hour from this moment until 20 seconds before midnight 01-01-2023. i wish for a real wish. 232312012022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Granted, but you got it in the past from wishing for it now using it. I wish for shipping to be faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tajwo Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Every product you order online is shipped to you via hypersonic missile. Estimated time from ordering to arrival at your location is no more than a few hours. I think. You just said you wanted it faster right? You said nothing about it being shipped intact... I wish for a Serbian dinar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Granted: But it is out in a desert and miss spelled Diner. I wish for good canyon running songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Here you go. Spoiler With these songs you can take a shovel and quickly run a canyon into another place. I wish it was Wednesday instead of Harry Potter decades ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Granted. Wednesday is released immediately after the original Addams Family movie and ends up not getting watched due to the lack of streaming. I wish for a second season of Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 So do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Granted: You get a Month of Thursdays. I wish I knew for sure what was going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Granted. Whatever was going on, it has went away. I wish the famous Vietnamese "Golden Star" balsam was an ultimate medicine against every disease. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Granted, but, it cannot be taken because it stops being made. i wish my flight to detroit in msfs2020 would calm down! Im getting 115knot (132mph) winds from my left at 8-9oclock, its bouncy up here at fl380! side note @kerbiloid that stuff similar to tigerbalm? 090312052022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: side note @kerbiloid that stuff similar to tigerbalm? Probably. All of them are more or less the same. https://ru-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/wiki/Золотая_звезда_(лекарство)?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=ru&_x_tr_pto=wapp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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