Deddly Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 All of them become Moon hoaxers instead. People will be people. I wish all flat earthers could take a trip to orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Granted. But they still think the window is a screen that shows a fake video. I wish I had a girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Granted but she exists only in a pocket dimention. i wish i was amazing 065407282021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Granted. Was. Was ist das? Or wasn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Granted. You are now lost in a Maze singing @kerbiloid. I wish to be so fast that the world stands still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Granted. The sudden halt of the spinning sends everything around the equator hurtling to the East at over 1000 mph. The plate friction buildup creates never before seen earthquakes and volcanoes. The magnetic field collapses and anything left is scorched by solar radiation. I wish to jump as high as 3 averaged sized humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Granted, but you did it inside and hurt your head. I wish for a Beechcraft King Air 350 (A plane) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davi SDF Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Granted! But it's modified to use nuclear power, thus you cannot actually use it! I wish i was creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. You are a creative director of a company selling the washing machines indistinuishable from other brands. Try to create. I wish Nauka had already docked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. It did but you missed it and it then undocked again. I wish thattheaveragepersonwasabletointerpretthesentencethatIamtypingoutonthisforum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. It tells people that youre cheeky and sparing on the space bar lol i wish i had a wish to wish for a wish that wished a wish that was wished by a wish that wished for a wish. 054707292021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. But you have no idea what the final wish was. I wish someone made an animated series that used the radio play version of the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy as it' sound track (voices). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. They started doing that, but nobody survived the poetry. I wish to recall those V-creatures (Vogons? Vagons?), but it's lazy to google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. You remember the Vogon poetry and are now drooling on the floor in fetal ball. I wish to get passed the poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) Added granted it's past you but you drop it and it breaks Granted. Eureka! You remembered everything about V... And it's gone. I wish everybody had more laid back and happy personalities Edited July 29, 2021 by Dientus Ninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) Granted. The world grinds to a halt and civilization completely collapses. i wish i could find a good chinese food place like I used to go to before the owners retired. 121807292021 @ColdJ teehee ninjad you 121907292021 Edited July 29, 2021 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) Granted. Everybody keeps stepping on eggs. I still wish for that animation. Ninja'd Yes you did @AlamoVampire Granted, But they feed you after midnight and then get you wet, and you know what happens next. I wish to know about your numbers? Edited July 29, 2021 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted! They are a time stamp in 24hr month day year format, but now you know so you must be sequestered in area 51 with Jebediah Kerman! i wish i had friends to play d&d 5e with 122507292021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. You do, you just need to go looking for them. I feel so stupid for not realising that, it is obvious now. Though I will never understand why certain countries put the month then the day then the year, it is not a logical progression. I wish that the search is not impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 24 minutes ago, ColdJ said: I wish that the search is not impossible. You get a very possible thing to search for. But it's not the thing you originally were looking for. 25 minutes ago, ColdJ said: I will never understand why certain countries put the month then the day then the year, it is not a logical progression. same Spoiler dd/mm/yy is su-pe-rior! all who do not o-bey are to be ex-ter-mina-ted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted, but you didn’t wish for anything. I wish for a certain J. Kerman to break out of Area 51 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. But he is not J.Kerman anymore. 3 hours ago, ColdJ said: Though I will never understand why certain countries put the month then the day then the year, it is not a logical progression. They wake up, first recall the month, then by efforts the day, and the year is basically clear or not needed, I wish Nauka is happy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. Nauka is very happy, until they reload the ISS and the rotating dock wobble of doom takes over. I wish we (world) would begin outfitting the ISS and get on with its original purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. They finally get on with it only to get hit by Elon Musk's car and then sensibly move the whole show to the moon. I wish that when you wish your wish that it is a wish that I would have wished that you had wished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted. I wish for earth to go boom. I wish for a panzerkampfwagen V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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