Ask a question, then edit your post to make the answer seem funny.

[Admiral Fluffy]

4,345 miles, @ColdJ

How do I get a good grade?

Edited September 19, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy
oh hey llok new page

[Maria Sirona]

Please act like this post does not exist. Continue on from the post before. Ididn't realize that there was another page and replied to

@ColdJ

Edited September 18, 2021 by Maria Sirona
Oops

[ColdJ]

@Admiral FluffyFail a subject 35 times.

Where is the entrance to the muppets secret spy base?

 

Edited September 24, 2021 by ColdJ

[Fraston]

That one wall in a certain English train station.

 

How much gasoline can fill a gallon tank?

Edited September 27, 2021 by Fraston

[Kerb24]

About 3.7 liters.

 

What is the worst engine in KSP?

Edited September 26, 2021 by Kerb24

[Maria Sirona]

The terrier without a doubt, @Kerb24.

 

 

Did you know that a finnish satellite made out of wood is going to get launched into space?

Edited September 25, 2021 by Maria Sirona

[The Dressian Exploder]

Of course I did, that's elementary my friend. Wood is the perfect material for spacecraft construction, after all.

Can  you answer this question according to the rules for this thread's game?

Edited September 26, 2021 by The Dressian Exploder
whoops...

[adsii1970]

Apparently, @The Dressian Exploder can't follow the rules for this thread's game. There's no question posed; I cannot provide an answer.

In the news today - Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield (co-founders of Ben and Jerry's) have announced they are starting their own space company. They claim they plan to make spaceflight so cheap, a ticket into space will cost about the same as what @Spaceman.Spiff spent buying...

[Spaceman.Spiff]

 @adsii1970A new monitor for my computer. 
 

Why are do some dogs eat their own feces?

Edited September 25, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff

[Souptime]

@Spaceman.Spiff Because they look like snakes

 

How many kerbals have you killed?

Edited September 26, 2021 by Souptime

[Admiral Fluffy]

Lots.

How much air do I breathe?

Edited September 28, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy
Swicharoo

[kerbiloid]

Not enough.

Do the high class, the middle class, and the low class belong to the same namespace?

(No, seriously, it's lazy to scroll).

[iamn00b]

Don't think so.

How does a Homo sapiens male attract a female?

Edited March 20, 2023 by iamn00b

[Stormpilot]

1,Hold your breath

2,Focus

3,Take aim and fire

How to make batch of cookies?

Edited October 4, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Kerb24]

Remove all things that make you happy.

 

In 2 words, what was the plan for the U.R. rocket series?

Edited September 29, 2021 by Kerb24
Question changed. Is this funny?

[AtomicTech]

ADD BOOZTAZ

 

How does ze rocket go fly?

Edited September 30, 2021 by AtomicTech

[Maria Sirona]

With effort, @AtomicTech.

 

 

What is the ideal thing to drink?

Edited September 30, 2021 by Maria Sirona
Question switcharoo

[AtomicTech]

M E T A L L I C  H Y D R O G E N

@Maria Sirona

 

How do I spell "emgime"?

Edited September 30, 2021 by AtomicTech

[Maria Sirona]

@AtomicTech, ya gotta do something 'bout that N

[AtomicTech]

Whadda 'bout ze "N"?

 

How do I hack into Squad's database to extract a pirated, pre-release third KSP DLC?

[Stormpilot]

You must travel to Mexico.

How do I get free bay blade song?

[ColdJ]

Make it up in your head.

How do you terrorise a fruit bowl?

Edited October 14, 2021 by ColdJ

[Kapitalizing Every Word]

you take a lemon you cut the lemon and then you squish the lemon

If you had a helicopter but not a place to lift off from
What would you do?
 

Spoiler

please quote me so I remember to do the switcharoo

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Kapitalizing Every Word
Question switcharoo

[ColdJ]

On 10/15/2021 at 8:59 AM, Kapitalizing Every Word said:

If you had an aircraft carrier
what would you do with it?

Turn it into a Heli carrier.

What qualifications do I need to teach a Kindergarden class?

Edited October 16, 2021 by ColdJ

[Mr.dobsonian]

@ColdJ Well first you're gonna need to learn rocket science, get back to me when you do that.


Should my rocket keep my kerbals safe?

Edited October 16, 2021 by Mr.dobsonian