[Serious] Who’s Joe?

[VlonaldKerman]

See title. There’s been a lot of contentious debate on this forum, and throughout the discussions, this one question keeps popping into my mind. Interested to hear the community’s thoughts on this?

Edited May 11, 2023 by VlonaldKerman
Edited for depth and clarity.

[Scarecrow71]

I don't understand the question.

[Superfluous J]

Perhaps a link to some mention of this person (Kerbal?) would help us know what you are talking about.

Because I for one have no idea what you're talking about.

[HebaruSan]

This is a perfect example of how and why saying "see title" fails.

[RocketRockington]

Par for the course for how productive most of these threads are though

[LoSBoL]

Time to come clean @JoeSchmuckatelli

Who are you?

[The Aziz]

Joe mama

[TLTay]

7 hours ago, VlonaldKerman said:

"Edited for depth and clarity."

Lolwut.

Was this thread supposed to be the failed start of a knock-knock joke?

[Starhawk]

Moved.

[kerbiloid]

I guess, just another set of strange and sometimes annoying questions has started.

[JoeSchmuckatelli]

10 hours ago, LoSBoL said:

Time to come clean @JoeSchmuckatelli

Who are you?

 

 

[Scarecrow71]

 

[kerbiloid]

Who's who.

[StrandedonEarth]

Who's on first...

 

[kerbiloid]

Quote

Who’s Joe?

No. Who is Jo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Grant

[SunlitZelkova]

6 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

No. Who is Jo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Grant

That’s me lol (first name, not last name).

I am male but there is no e because it is Japanese.

Edited May 12, 2023 by SunlitZelkova

[SPACE-MAN]

JOE MAMA 

[Iapetus7342]

Joe kerman, Jeb's cousin who likes biking and has to do what has to be done and defeat the moons of Jool

[Fizzlebop Smith]

Well after doing some digging.. it would appear that there are 

 

7 - Joe Kerman Currently Incarcerated

3 - Working on or Around KSC

5 - Kerbonauts (In history of Program / 2 living)

11 - Primary or Sevondary Edicational System

2 - Confirmed Members of Kerbals for Kerbin

 

Hmmm.. which Joe could it be.

[kerbiloid]

Yes, Who is Joe.

[BA-Forums]

Joe Orbital.

Joe Orbital opened on 0 JOD, marking the start of a new era. Joe orbital was revolutionary in many ways. It marked the establishment of a permanent colony in the Bruh system, and allowed for deep space colonization of nearby sectors.

Race to Joe Orbital

The Race to Joe Orbital occurred shortly after opening, though it did not end until 3 JOD due to the large distance from the edge of Bruh Colony, where the Race began.

Bruh Alliance Reaction

Shortly following news of Joe Orbital reached the capital of the Bruh Alliance, the head of the Bruh Alliance issued an order to begin construction on Bruh Orbital, a station to rival Joe Orbital in every way. Construction began in 1 JOD and continued until 21 JOD.

Features of Joe Orbital

Defense systems

Joe Orbital features state of the art defense systems, used for everything in the range of the security of Joe Orbital

Habitation

Joe orbital features a large habitation ring and many other compartments. Knowledge of Artificial Gravity was not known during the construction of Joe Orbital, so it relies on centripetal force.

Usage in the Great Orbital War

Following the Battle for Joe Orbital, Joe orbital was militarized and deployed with a large escort fleet to capture Bruh Orbital, which it succeeded in during the battle of Joe and Bruh Orbitals.

Notes

After the defeat of the Bruh Alliance, civilian sectors of Joe Orbital erupted into celebration now regarded as The Victory Party.